Affectionate Discourse Oratorio Tangram Episode 2: The Definitive Review
It's another podcast episode!
Reeeeeeeee I have attempted to make another podcast episode! With monologues about #S.T.A.L.K.E.R.2, #Atomfall and #SniperElite: Resistance.
open.substack.com/pub/affectio...
07.03.2026 10:07 —
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Indescribably iconic
06.03.2026 19:07 —
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Way of the Samurai is purest NTSC-J gold
06.03.2026 18:50 —
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They really are 12.
05.03.2026 07:31 —
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I remember loving it in the cinema, but weirdly having zero desire to watch it again.
03.03.2026 07:36 —
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I always get weirdly traumed when judges get violent amputations. Love it, though!
28.02.2026 17:25 —
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I mean, this is how much I love it (base traversal, right at the end, phase 7/8).
28.02.2026 13:10 —
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I get quite upset with 'hold x to slide' because it takes way too long.
25.02.2026 07:46 —
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Innovation of the decade.
25.02.2026 07:29 —
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We all aspire to be this level of savage tera-chad, after all.
24.02.2026 16:54 —
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Looksmaxing, 1994 edition
24.02.2026 16:52 —
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It's so weird to be that conservative, that old and yet calling yourself 'Danny', as if you believe you really are the fucking champion of the world or something.
24.02.2026 14:24 —
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What an anomaly!
23.02.2026 07:31 —
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YES AYANE! Of course, now the real work begins. #warriorsabyss has frazzled my synapses enough for today though.
22.02.2026 17:49 —
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Oddly under or overrated, depending on who you read. Along with Pump Up The Volume, Heathers is how teen movies went from Hughes to Tarantino via the vessel of Christian Slater.
22.02.2026 10:02 —
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FYI, this was my first run with him, so he started at lvl1. Phase 32 is the deepest I've got so far!
21.02.2026 11:15 —
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Spoiler alert, Xu Huang remains an absolute monster. Guess what I'm probably writing about next week.
21.02.2026 11:13 —
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I would also like to add that I am an unapologetic elitist but omg can u rly blame me? Getting brutally AAAmogged by terablandness is spiking my cortisol etc etc etc
21.02.2026 10:07 —
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Deathloop’s Reputation: The Definitive Review
The Impossible Life Of The Spectacularly Failing Masterpeice
We do not talk about #deathloop enough, and it's my personal mission to praise #arkane until there are more Deathloops in the world.
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21.02.2026 10:04 —
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But but but Warriors: Abyss exists and it's £11.99 on the Xbox store for the next 8 days.
16.02.2026 07:59 —
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The vibe was definitely different. The original feels like an adult movie that happened to be PG, which gives it an edge that the sequel completely misses.
16.02.2026 07:42 —
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This tower is definitely asking for a topple, thanks to Gunbird 2. EU Dreamcast cases break in the worst possible way.
13.02.2026 07:58 —
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Starfox and F-Zero, if you really must know
One of the best things about being a chaotic neutral hoarder is noticing the accidental towers of exquisite taste you've unconsciously assembled.
12.02.2026 23:12 —
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The 'they're 12 years old' theory is never wrong.
12.02.2026 07:32 —
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The dog! I cried so much.
12.02.2026 07:23 —
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Fuck I really need 10-book epics for all of these 😭
09.02.2026 23:36 —
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MEANWHILE AT CEX...
07.02.2026 12:08 —
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