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Six Piece Chicken McNobody

@klemmteastwood.bsky.social

Marty || they/he || 27 || cartoon imp || I cohost Chainsaw Matinee wherever podcasts are streamed !!

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*looking at a blurry actor in the background* my wife looks sooooo good πŸ₯°

03.09.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. A small future computer (looks like a thicc 1990s laptop) sits open on a table, next to either a very large glass or normal sized vase. On the screen of the computer is the EMH doctor, also sitting, in front of a sick bay computer console. He's looking front, as if he's having a zoom meeting. He's got a look of smug self satisfaction on his face. Closed caption reads, "Early bird gets the gagh."

Star Trek Voyager scene. A small future computer (looks like a thicc 1990s laptop) sits open on a table, next to either a very large glass or normal sized vase. On the screen of the computer is the EMH doctor, also sitting, in front of a sick bay computer console. He's looking front, as if he's having a zoom meeting. He's got a look of smug self satisfaction on his face. Closed caption reads, "Early bird gets the gagh."

16.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

more like I Have No Mouth And I Must SLAY

16.08.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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starting a rumor that iowa farming and agriculture is run by satanists

16.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The revolver issue. Sorry its not perfect as I'm at work. I'll get better pics later but wanted to share for anyone who couldn't get it!🧡 #thebandghost

12.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

12.08.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8995    πŸ” 1661    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 67

I’m counting the covid pandemic as part of the contribution to the recession currently by the way I just was running out of room to write

12.08.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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anytime metal and large loose pants come back in style it’s a recession indicator tbh

12.08.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oana from EyecandyMonstersShop on Etsy made me a life size Emory plush :) I can’t wait for him to come home! #aquateenhungerforce

12.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The man should never have to pay for another sandwich.

12.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
a drawing of me with tiny demon horns. Text around the drawing says β€œblack sheep… come home”

a drawing of me with tiny demon horns. Text around the drawing says β€œblack sheep… come home”

haven’t drawn a self portrait in a minute

11.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

04.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5942    πŸ” 6091    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 80
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This is Rocky. He likes to enter beauty pageants so he can show everyone his dance moves.

06.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawings of quark and odo from deep space 9. their names are written out as β€œquank” and β€œodie”

Drawings of quark and odo from deep space 9. their names are written out as β€œquank” and β€œodie”

drawing at the airport

11.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Background work!! Probably the most fun I’ve had doing a background in awhile… @redlettermedia.com

05.04.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought I just saw Robert Duncan McNeill out of the corner of my eye at the Vegas airport but it also could’ve been any number of tall white men with baseball caps. I’m face blind

11.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fansets holo emitter replica

Fansets holo emitter replica

Fansets holo emitter replica

Fansets holo emitter replica

Fansets holo emitter replica

Fansets holo emitter replica

The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager

The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager

Fansets new #StarTrek Voyager EMH mobile emitter, debuting at #STLV

06.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Star Trek The Next Generation scene, but with Hallmark channel vibes. We're "on the D" and "in the conference room" and Riker is shown sitting at the table, hands clasped, looking up with a muted smile. To his left, also sitting and w/ arms pleasantly on the table, is a smiling and happy looking young man. He's maybe 13 or 14 years old, and wearing the same red uniform and comm badge as Riker. Caption is centered over the little guy, and reads, "He's my number-one dad."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene, but with Hallmark channel vibes. We're "on the D" and "in the conference room" and Riker is shown sitting at the table, hands clasped, looking up with a muted smile. To his left, also sitting and w/ arms pleasantly on the table, is a smiling and happy looking young man. He's maybe 13 or 14 years old, and wearing the same red uniform and comm badge as Riker. Caption is centered over the little guy, and reads, "He's my number-one dad."

#HappyFathersDay

15.06.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1517    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10

A person with really low self esteem hearing love thy neighbor as thyself and being an asshole to everyone

05.04.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1240    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 23
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money."
('Have' is in italics)

Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)

04.04.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4372    πŸ” 1359    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 44
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data's face. He's looking nervously to his left and wide eyed while holding an old fashioned black telephone receiver to his ear. Closed caption reads, 
"FREUD: Kill them."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data's face. He's looking nervously to his left and wide eyed while holding an old fashioned black telephone receiver to his ear. Closed caption reads, "FREUD: Kill them."

05.04.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1935    πŸ” 424    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 17
Zoomed out we see a small, lone shuttlecraft flying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

Zoomed out we see a small, lone shuttlecraft flying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

06.11.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8384    πŸ” 2321    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 109
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Background work!! Probably the most fun I’ve had doing a background in awhile… @redlettermedia.com

05.04.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huge march in New York today protesting the illegal DOGE cuts

15.03.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 36648    πŸ” 8397    πŸ’¬ 510    πŸ“Œ 366
A single celled organism watches another single-celled organism divide on a computer screen. It says "my porn addiction is out of control."

A single celled organism watches another single-celled organism divide on a computer screen. It says "my porn addiction is out of control."

12.03.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5634    πŸ” 676    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 10

Not in my place. And this (or a variation of this) is why I don't use voice.

15.03.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bobby Moynihan do you need another spouse

15.03.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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