*looking at a blurry actor in the background* my wife looks sooooo good π₯°
03.09.2025 15:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@klemmteastwood.bsky.social
Marty || they/he || 27 || cartoon imp || I cohost Chainsaw Matinee wherever podcasts are streamed !!
*looking at a blurry actor in the background* my wife looks sooooo good π₯°
03.09.2025 15:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Star Trek Voyager scene. A small future computer (looks like a thicc 1990s laptop) sits open on a table, next to either a very large glass or normal sized vase. On the screen of the computer is the EMH doctor, also sitting, in front of a sick bay computer console. He's looking front, as if he's having a zoom meeting. He's got a look of smug self satisfaction on his face. Closed caption reads, "Early bird gets the gagh."
16.08.2025 14:24 β π 545 π 77 π¬ 14 π 2more like I Have No Mouth And I Must SLAY
16.08.2025 10:10 β π 66 π 20 π¬ 0 π 0starting a rumor that iowa farming and agriculture is run by satanists
16.08.2025 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The revolver issue. Sorry its not perfect as I'm at work. I'll get better pics later but wanted to share for anyone who couldn't get it!π§΅ #thebandghost
12.08.2025 15:20 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1ChatGPT talks to adults like itβs grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww youβre so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
12.08.2025 02:24 β π 8995 π 1661 π¬ 44 π 67Iβm counting the covid pandemic as part of the contribution to the recession currently by the way I just was running out of room to write
12.08.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anytime metal and large loose pants come back in style itβs a recession indicator tbh
12.08.2025 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oana from EyecandyMonstersShop on Etsy made me a life size Emory plush :) I canβt wait for him to come home! #aquateenhungerforce
12.08.2025 02:18 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0The man should never have to pay for another sandwich.
12.08.2025 00:06 β π 600 π 90 π¬ 16 π 0a drawing of me with tiny demon horns. Text around the drawing says βblack sheepβ¦ come homeβ
havenβt drawn a self portrait in a minute
11.08.2025 18:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.
04.08.2025 14:39 β π 5942 π 6091 π¬ 18 π 80This is Rocky. He likes to enter beauty pageants so he can show everyone his dance moves.
06.08.2025 02:38 β π 50 π 14 π¬ 5 π 0Drawings of quark and odo from deep space 9. their names are written out as βquankβ and βodieβ
drawing at the airport
11.08.2025 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Background work!! Probably the most fun Iβve had doing a background in awhileβ¦ @redlettermedia.com
05.04.2025 20:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thought I just saw Robert Duncan McNeill out of the corner of my eye at the Vegas airport but it also couldβve been any number of tall white men with baseball caps. Iβm face blind
11.08.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fansets holo emitter replica
Fansets holo emitter replica
Fansets holo emitter replica
The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager
Fansets new #StarTrek Voyager EMH mobile emitter, debuting at #STLV
06.08.2025 23:51 β π 114 π 18 π¬ 2 π 3Star Trek The Next Generation scene, but with Hallmark channel vibes. We're "on the D" and "in the conference room" and Riker is shown sitting at the table, hands clasped, looking up with a muted smile. To his left, also sitting and w/ arms pleasantly on the table, is a smiling and happy looking young man. He's maybe 13 or 14 years old, and wearing the same red uniform and comm badge as Riker. Caption is centered over the little guy, and reads, "He's my number-one dad."
#HappyFathersDay
15.06.2025 13:51 β π 1517 π 317 π¬ 22 π 10A person with really low self esteem hearing love thy neighbor as thyself and being an asshole to everyone
05.04.2025 20:10 β π 1240 π 82 π¬ 25 π 23Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
04.04.2025 01:39 β π 4372 π 1359 π¬ 27 π 44Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data's face. He's looking nervously to his left and wide eyed while holding an old fashioned black telephone receiver to his ear. Closed caption reads, "FREUD: Kill them."
05.04.2025 16:29 β π 1935 π 424 π¬ 24 π 17Zoomed out we see a small, lone shuttlecraft flying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
06.11.2024 16:58 β π 8384 π 2321 π¬ 67 π 109Background work!! Probably the most fun Iβve had doing a background in awhileβ¦ @redlettermedia.com
05.04.2025 20:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Huge march in New York today protesting the illegal DOGE cuts
15.03.2025 20:02 β π 36648 π 8397 π¬ 510 π 366A single celled organism watches another single-celled organism divide on a computer screen. It says "my porn addiction is out of control."
12.03.2025 15:01 β π 5634 π 676 π¬ 53 π 10Not in my place. And this (or a variation of this) is why I don't use voice.
15.03.2025 19:59 β π 20 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Bobby Moynihan do you need another spouse
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