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All hail the Peach Truck!

Doing PT while inebriated. Probably not the balance challenge my therapist had envisioned

My Garmin is a scold

This statement from the NSF is insane.

Science is, in essence, designed to separate the true from the false.

Understanding how falsehoods spread is key to the scientific endeavor. It is not a violation of free speech to be proven wrong.

I had been doubtful that we were going to have a "this is the crisis moment" with Trump, as opposed to "everything about this is a destructive catastrophe."

But the Abrego Garcia case is the crisis moment.

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Made my hot toddy with Maker’s Mark #achoo #sorrynotsorry

I really really need someone to explain how we got a hockey rink in the Shoe

GOAT Jeremy. Thank you for your service to the American research community and the public at large. It was an honor to work with you.

Upon learning that yesterday would be my last day as a program officer at the National Science Foundation, I shared this parting message with my colleagues. The next few months will be frenetic and stressful for them. Here are some things that you can do to help them with the mission ahead. (1)

Friend says, “Did you just push all your snow into your neighbor’s yard?” Yes, yes I did. But reasons!

In which I receive 5lbs of candy from a friend #thankskim #overkill

I love football, I really do. But it’s 8:16 right now and kickoff was around 6:30. An hour and 45 minutes to get through 30 minutes of playing time. Can we just stop with the media time outs? Please?

Can any Cbus peeps recommend a tenant-centered attorney to resolve a lease dispute?

The president thinks it costs two dollars to buy plane tickets. So that's good.

i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"

Dinner. Go ahead, judge me I do not care

Circumstances being reasons, my family is unable to celebrate Candlemas tonight. I ask that y’all have crepes or pancakes for dinner tonight and enjoy the evening.

Put me on the list!

And it is important to note that I have put many curious things in my mouth

It’s a potato-like substance, kind of mushy and sour-smelling. Nothing that I would put in my mouth

I don’t understand how an institution whose sole purpose is to take in very sick people and release them in better condition than when they arrived could think this is ok. The meatloaf is burned, the broccoli inedible, and the only beverages provided with every meal are coca-cola products

I always say “please” and “thank you” to ChatGPT and Gemini

Everyone read this, send it to your boomer parents

I’m going to sit on your lap and share my anxiety

+1 !

Just… no.

Oh that’s the avocado toast version. I mean the little yellow plastic ones

Screen shot of a 45 record

Treadmill thoughts: Does anyone else remember these things and can you still buy them?