Mandy Collins

A screenshot that reads: "This site can't be reached. www.gov.za took too long to respond."

*laughs in South Africa*

They’ve got a taste for it now, boys. The reward centres all lit up. Children at an arcade game, egging each other on with whoops and fist bumps and roars. “Bomb that bitch”

And owl and a bee three times 1. owl, bee (front) 2. owl, bee (side) 3. facing backwards...owl be (heeheehee!)

I laughed aloud at this, I admit, heehee!

It's only a pre-emptive strike if it comes from the Preemptif region of France, otherwise it's just a cynical excuse to start a vainglorious and bloodthirsty war with no coherent endgame.

FFS.

I feel seen.

I would just like to say, in light of... *gestures at everything*... Fuck all of these stupid, stupid men.

It's just wrong.

I saw a comment the said we aren’t “angry enough.” But all we are is angry. Our veins circulate it like acid. It cracks our sternums. It poisons and paralyzes us. We hiss and spit at each other, all impotent, helpless rage.

We don’t need more anger. We need more direction.

Africa by Toto. Despise feels like an understatement.

Intrinsicurly Me. It's miraculous.

😂😂😂 I think he was just hungry, which is pretty much his permanent state, but still.

Should I be concerned that I can hear the Labrador's stomach making noises when he's in the next room? 😬

I am always inspired by your time management.

Today's three good things:
1. An unusually good night of sleep with only one canine interruption.
2. Daughters and a friend coming for drinks after work.
3. THE WEEKEND, BAYBEE!

The best type of pie :)

They really should include a pic of the phone, rather than just a white table

I can't get past no 1. Sorcery!

Ek kan dit heelwat glo. Jy moet maar 'n plan maak om huis toe te kom.

Because I am having a "you kids get off my lawn" kinda day, here are three happy/positive things I am thankful for.
1. My new hair product that has defrizzed me and given me bouncy curls.
2. The affogato with pistachios I had after lunch.
3. Subtle signs of autumn all around.

I can live with this.

Lawd. Sterkte, jong.

You are deeply silly. I approve. 😂

😂😂😂 There was a loud, garrulous woman in the coffee shop I was in saying it over and over again. I had to leave so I didn't go over there...

This is strangely compelling.

South Africans who pronounce Wi-Fi as Waa-faa... Today's pet peeve. Draaves me mad.

Now you know!

It's possible you're me too, you know.

I do not wish to work this day, but my to-do list is very long.

Yes! Maybe I'm misremembering. 🤦🏻‍♀️