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I love Fargo but this is so far away from an accurate description of the comedy in the film that I wonder if the writer was huffing nitrous at the time

"By the time we get to the wood-chipper scene, the mischief has gotten so far out of hand, what should play as tragedy has us in stitches instead."

The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:

only in new york baby love da mets

remember when you could buy fruit & veg from the supermarket that didn't go soft and mouldy within 3 days

I remember getting Mew (or was it Mewtwo?) via link cable from my pal at school but it was glitched to fuck

20ish is fine to me

aldi frozen chicken & veg spring rolls are top tier btw

I was actually just checking his channel the other day and it's nearly a year since his last one, I am hyped for this

I started listening to the audiobook of Foundation once and it was being narrated by a guy who sounded like he was doing the voiceover for a 90s disaster movie trailer

you ever have to immediately drop a podcast or audiobook solely because you just can't deal with one of the hosts' voices

I can believe that

this is how i learned people deep fry a whole turkey?!

i like how he speaks about the news cycle as if it's just some unknowable uncontrollable force of nature and not just the decisions made by like half a dozen newspaper editors

this is why i've never understood folk getting like hot dogs and nachos and that at the cinema, just eat before or after and you'll actually be able to see your food!

YouTube video by ProZD before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby

youtu.be/4ZK8Z8hulFg?...

thinking of becoming one of those folk whose entire shtick is writing condescending 20+ post threads on a topic they're suddenly an expert in

Convinced Elon shut it down because it was too embarrassing to admit that non white people are better at being racist than their white counterparts

oh we went there recently, did you go in the tiny chapel

got put in a mandatory work placement by the jobcentre to earn my dole money 15 years ago and I'm still there (altho they pay me now)

Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

shawshank redemption

my fondest memory of that season was tweeting about how gutted I was when matt lucas appeared in an episode of it and then for him to name search himself and block me lol

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remember how every pub and club suddenly started stinking of farts and BO instead of cigs

i remember being so annoyed at the time that i couldn't have a pint and a fag anymore but i also know i'd never have been able to quit if it had still been so ubiquitous

it's funny how the trajectory of time has borne out that the john everyone thought was an asshole in the 90s turned out to actually be the good one

navigating a shopping trolley through the frozen wastes of aldi carpark like an ice breaker trying to push through the northwest passage

looks like they're trying to appeal to any possible festival goer by having exactly one (1) single artist from every music genre

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they're talking about youse on here

It's called horseshoe theory because you start believing in it after being kicked in the head by a horse.