GT

like watching people whose house has burned down but they are carrying on laying the table and miming eating their dinner by themselves in the midst of the rubble

when i go back over there i see the folk i used to chat with years ago continuing to post like they always did, but now to absolutely zero replies or interaction at all so i struggle to see what they're getting out of it

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

hmm no that's not right, you're supposed to fire all your dev team 4 weeks after release and then pull the game from sale so you can get a tax write off

it's true though that's why we call it bluighty

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

AI Damon Albarn looking like a tubby little imp

AI should never have been allowed to have gone beyond this

Hi mate, sorry to tell you this but y'know earlier today, when you went into Sainsbury's, and you went to take the last basket, and it wasn't a real basket, it was the one they keep stuck at the bottom of the stack? Yeah the staff have been watching back the CCTV and saying pretty nasty stuff

it's crazy how the Right was like "we want to destroy DEI" but instead they just invented affirmative action for racists and pedophiles

"white people have no culture" and they ignore shit like this being PEAK whitey activities.

Queuing in a field for 90 minutes in the baking sun for a single pint of a garbage beer you've already paid for a hundred times over by throwing money at the company so they can pocket it and laugh at you.

Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

folk flew in from the united states etc for this and town was absolutely heaving with exactly the kind of person you can imagine would have invested in 'equity for punks'

Brewdog put this on in the park near me a couple of years ago and made an absolute pig's ear out of it, 90 minute queues to get a single beer (only one permitted per person per visit to the bar), staff who couldn't pour pints, folk getting heatstroke cos there was no shade anywhere in the field

I still reckon that if companies clearly advertise that they do not make use of AI anywhere in their business then that'd drive a lot of customers their way

[nodding sagely] miniature nuclear arse explosion

guy who refers to his phone as his 'daily driver' and his wallet and keys as his 'everyday carry', and yes: he posts on reddit

A bluesky thread where a user says "god help us" about the Greens getting higher in polls and referring to them as "drug loving terrorist lovers".

A post from the same bluesky user saying "just because I'm still in pampers and other nappies doesn't make me a baby girl".

I regret to inform you that the Greens have failed to capture the vote of the most important demographic: nappy fetishists 😔

we need an Internet 2 where we can just go to be chill, have fun and make hobby websites and there's no AI/crypto weirdos or boomers demanding we be more racist

somehow, they returned

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

sports gambling has only been legal for less than a decade in the US which explains why everyone immediately lost their minds with it and got so carried away that now kalshi and polymarket have effectively made insider trading legal

apparently the studio insisted on having it in but it was edited later so all repeat broadcasts in the 00s didn't have the nudity

yeah funnily enough the dirt worst episode (s1e3 'emancipation' where carter gets taken prisoner by some problematically depicted chinese people) was by the same writer who wrote the worst episode of TNG ("code of honour" where tasha yar is taken prisoner by problematically depicted black people)

we previously did this with X files and Buffy, you wouldn't be surprised to learn

my partner and I are watching all of stargate in 2026, two episodes a night, we're up to the end of season 4 of sg1 this evening

there's actually usually about half a dozen banger episodes per season

They are genuinely confused when people speak back to them here, or at the idea that not everything is being deliberately shown to them for them to reply to.

yeah it's this - people who are used to the fb algorithm showing them stuff to comment on, where they all just comment their thoughts without getting into any sort of discussion/back&forth, and where the OP doesn't respond cos they're likely just an engagement booster.

coincidentally this is actually a lot cheaper than my current flexible octopus tariff, plus we just got a new free combi boiler just installed courtesy of the scottish taxpayer via Home Energy Scotland/Warmworks, so doubly good timing