GT

even worse than paying for a nafo avatar that guy made his with AI

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

tell you who i can imagine wearing a pair of them

james watt

I went along today, it was great!

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

murdo man you're supposed to keep that kinda talk for down the lodge

it's okay to pick up all those hobbies again you abandoned in your late teens/early twenties cos you thought they'd make you uncool, noone is cool in their thirties

there's also the weird situation where Aberdeenshire Health & Social Care Partnership has cancelled funding for the adult autism pathway, but Aberdeen City and Moray HSCPs haven't, so NHS Grampian patients can only access autism services if they live in Aberdeen or Moray

i hadn't seen any LOTR film until last year, and watching them ended up serving mainly as a way for me to learn how one famous quote i was already familiar with was narratively connected to the next famous line i'd heard a million times

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

every online store that isn't amazon is just shopify now, more like slopify

he's almost reached his final form (michael gove)

I never saw any of the LOTR films until last year but somehow had managed to absorb the plots and most of the dialogue through cultural osmosis over the years

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

it's also funny that these 400 follower pro-AI shitposting accounts are always followed by all the Bluesky devs too lol

it can be such a gamble with them as so often they're a bit anaemic with just a few beansprouts inside and nothing else, but I gotta say that aldi's chicken & veg spring rolls are A+ tier

AI is the new aesthetic of fascism

I just think it's interesting that the folk that have started claiming that it's bad to have slurs for AI are all folk who do nothing but post about AI tech and have never shown any interest in inclusive language or social justice until now

Claire just fundamentally doesn't sound like an American name

I see the minds of people whose moral systems have been degraded by working in silicon valley have decided to invent shintoism for search engines

Cigarettes were specifically designed to make you addicted to them. They were designed to make you feel good while they slowly rotted you from the inside. Anyway, what were you saying about AI?

"Thank you for participating in the Bluesky UAT, this project will now be shut down as all the devs have left to fulfil their dreams by going to work for Jack Dorsey on Nostr."

wanker's corner

it will be very funny if the bsky devs walk their commitment to user choice and add mandatory filter bubbles because they're so fed up with strangers appearing in their replies telling them to ban Jesse Singal and stop banning Palestinians

searingly good, every character perfectly cast

I watched 12 Angry Men (1957) btw

lol that's a russian presidential jet

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

I'm sure the SNP will be disappointed to lose all those loyalist voters

did 2 hours of hoovering in the end