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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

They should just merge with the marlins.

I didn’t see the post date. Just seems like something that would be said an hour ago or 4 years ago.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

I don’t understand what his point is.

Jets going to Ricky Williams their draft for him.

Good luck!

Not enough

I didn’t mean locker rooms. I meant meeting rooms.

ESPN props him up too. They always show him visiting locker rooms.

First time I heard of this guy was on Hard Knocks with the Jets. He predicted they’d win the Super Bowl but I guess he failed to see Rodgers blowing out his knee 10 seconds into the season.

Just watched this last night for the thousandth time.

Apocalypse Now

Last thing any team wants is someone who talks.

Finished my book (The Guest by Emma Cline) while listening to:

Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Neko Case Blacklisted
The Breeders Last Splash
The Velvet Underground Loaded
Phish The White Tapes (ended just as I finished the last chapter)

I remember reading this at kiosk in the middle of a dying Ohio mall and rolling my eyes. I had just turned 21. I was very wrong.

NYC hotline for reporting ICE activity / sightings. Save this in your phone!
229-304-8720

I’m sure Kerr will have some thoughts.

I just made some new coffee. I’m going to read and try and keep myself as distracted as possible. IT can still happen today. It’s early.

Blazing Saddles

A Complimentary Profile Of Jason Lee That Was Surprisingly Difficult To Publish | Defector If you walked down Colorado Boulevard in the Eagle Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles at some point in the past three years, you might have noticed a modest, pueblo-style beige building with “PHOTO” painted above its door. And if you had decided to go in, there was a decent chance you’d know the pers…

This @defector.com story is a good (non-political) example of why it’s not enough to have a bunch of individual reporters with newsletters running around. You need some kind of institution with the resources (and principles) to publish despite legal threats. defector.com/a-complimentar…

If y’all would stop hating trans people for 2 seconds, you might realize billionaires are stealing your tax dollars and destroying the planet we all live on.

But go on with your bullshit about trans women destroying families or whatever.

Oh, I’m no hero. Just someone with a lot of snow.

i know the situation in kansas right now is dangerous and terrifying. that said, i'm hoping to speak to someone who's had their license invalidated. i will do absolutely everything to protect your anonymity and maintain your safety.

i can be reached securely via signal at marisakabas.04

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

What the hell? That show is great. Best show on Adult Swim.

Oh, Beany Bean!

I was just watching this the other night. Not a chance in hell Crash goes. “Strikeouts are facist”