I hope she rejected Herb Tarlek at the pearly gates.
03.08.2025 23:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope she rejected Herb Tarlek at the pearly gates.
03.08.2025 23:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 033, lived in 4.
31.07.2025 04:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs Charlie Donovan from Major League!!
11.07.2025 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Repost if you agree:
23.06.2025 21:58 β π 116 π 59 π¬ 5 π 1Dogs - Pink Floyd
20.06.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You know restaurant waiting lists? They call your name twice. Then you're just... gone. Like the Dufranes. Poof. No one asks. I bet they're in a trunk, with duct tape. And they're hungry. Bad combo. "Bush, search party of three!" Find the Dufranes. Then eat.
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This is a hard joke to make a pic of!!
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Idea: a projection screen for my backyard, but it only plays Craig Heyward highlights
18.06.2025 23:12 β π 109 π 8 π¬ 9 π 4I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations I've traveled to, but first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.
16.06.2025 01:35 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.
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I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.
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I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
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youtube.com/shorts/NATKe...
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youtu.be/dGrxt6ZdNqc?...
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One time a guy handed me a picture, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger.
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youtube.com/shorts/Bko5W...
Mitch on donuts
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I used to be a hot tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
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I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.
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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
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