Chuck Bathory

British CSI: WC

And so Scott Aukerman wins the war of attrition

Let’s gooo

Guests often ask why the north end of the golf course is covered in a malevolent fog. That’s a question only the Bog Witch can answer.

Life is just peeing and peeing some more when does it end ???!

I’m not buying the whole wolves inside people thing

Hope you get out of the hospital soon, brother

Hey @conorlastowka.bsky.social , it looks like death comments are moving into new areas

Will it still be available for subscribers? Even if it is later, that’s fine with me

This is the writing month thing?

when you think about it, it really isn’t surprising that the Mr. Pillow guy is anti-woke

People say they are more creative and funnier when they are high but I’m not sure it works that way for me.

Is this the Nana from Peter Pan that you’re fighting?

I thought this was about Mastadon the band and felt it was harsh but fair

Lauren Boebert is like
Santa Claus in spring—clothesline!

Whaddup Wizbros

I’ve never understood when people say art is really speaking to their personal experiences…until now.

I’ve broken two in my life. I remember every detail of both events, in case you’re wondering how embarrassing it was and how often I replay it in my mind.

I love Stardew Valley bro

Oh hey @afivegantenna.bsky.social - I was high when I wrote this so it might make more sense if you knew that piece of information. I was going to mention it last night but my stupid brain said “oh he will know”

Curse em bro

A mystic autistic maybe? Like an autistic wizard?

Me when the lobster mayors demand tribute and discover I’ve been communicating with the outside world

Keep getting Sinead O’Connor mixed up with Mohandas Gandhi when I see pics online. Not nudes, I mean. I just mean drawings and headshots

I need you to know that I read this & got very confused because I didn’t understand why I wrote that tweet, why I had a different profile picture, and what inspired me to name myself Onan the Barbarian? That’s really creative & funny. I was happy it was such a popular post.

If an animal kills me in the wild, please take its picture with my body

The most disturbing thing about Oppenheimer was that scene where Florence Pugh and Cillian Murphy sit around naked on hotel furniture. Absolutely gross that their butts are just touching that fabric.

The atomic stuff was upsetting too, mind you, but mostly it was the casual naked chilling.