🐮🏳️‍⚧️ Celeste/Autumn, Eternal Cow Goddess 🏳️‍⚧️🐮

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

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mirror selfie. im wearing a purple tank top (which im pulling up to show more of my tummy) and grayish purple panties. (also you can kinda see my bulge, even though i didn't expect it to be that visible)

almost forgot to take a pic for tummy tuesday :3

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this girl was driving, stopped somewhere and said she would “just be a minute.” it’s been an hour and she hasn’t come back. there’s a paper that people keep reading and then walking away shrugging but i can’t understand what it says, please help

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mirror selfie. im wearing a purple tank top that's exposing a bit of my tummy, and grayish purple panties.

i propose a sequel to tummy tuesday:
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It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3

Two men look at a picture. One says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this this infinite recursion." The other says "yeah, that means we're the original versions of the guys in the picture." The picture they're looking at contains an image of them saying the above phrases and looking into a picture depicting them saying the above phrases on into infinity.

A man shows James Joyce a computer and says "James Joyce, I know you're disoriented since coming ot the future, but allow me to comfort you with the miracle of internet pornography." James Joyce, impressed, says "wow, can you get fart stuff on here?" The first man does the Dreamworks face and says "in nigh unlimited quantities." James Joyce, filled with unimaginable happiness starts crying tears of joy.

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Serious post - It's become apparent that a significant number of users on here are engaging with my content without Reposting it, or even dropping me a Like. It's time to call out this disgusting behavior for what it is - a deliberate attack. I foresee this website soon descending into Anarchy.

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A child with a shaved head and tired eyes holding an IV drip asks his father "dad, how much longer do I have to keep pretending I have cancer?" The father bends down and grabs his son by the shoulder. He looks at him intensely and says "look Billy, John Cena will show up for any terminally ill child, so this is my one chance to really meet him." Much to Dad and Billy's shock, John Cena shows up behind them and says "I heard everything." John Cena leaves and the father hopelessly beckons to him "wait Mr. Cena! I'm a good person! You have to believe me!" John Cena looks annoyed.

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An old bald man with a long beard says "in solidarity with the writers and actors, ol' Jimmy's going on strike." He holds up a sign that says "Ol' Jimmy has had enough!" A group of arrogant businessmen give each other derisive looks. One says "pfft, we can easily get along without Ol' Jimmy." 2 months later, the businessmen are begging in front of a stalwart Ol' Jimmy. One says "please Ol' Jimmy, come back. We'll agree to anything!" Ol' Jimmy confidently says "well well well, looks like Ol' Jimmy holds all the cards."

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