Area Winter Endurer

What was that Pollard video

Super inspired performance today

Eh, I imagine they watched the recent slide too

Huh seems bad

It's engagement bait folks, nobody whose brain stem functions well enough to regulate breathing actually believes this

Condi Rice on this sham college athletics panel all but guarantees its failure. I'm not sure there's anyone in public life who has failed so badly so often and walked away completely unscathed from it.

Outstanding economy-ing, sir. And those gas prices, so low!

Ugh. The bill for setting clocks back last fall comes due this weekend. The worst

0-2 since...nevermind

Oh that's hilarious

Auburn should get a handicap in seeding purely for institutional drama, regardless of sport or season

Insanely #blessed to have had a cold come and go within a four-day period this week and not tip over into a two- or three-week ordeal. Credit to my superior physical conditioning

Definitely a healthy, well-adjusted society we've created

I could just tell that TT timeout after the little run was perfectly timed

Otz best dust off that 2015 OU tape because that's what it's going to take today

Wonder if we considered playing better

Who will be the last to die in a war waged as a PR stunt to rehab the image of a president who diddles kids

The running portion of this challenge is a bit underrated in terms of keeping the digestive system moving and sobering up...I still feel like it might be do-able but the physical toll would be enormous

In college I ate a Hardee's combo meal (monster burger, I think it was?) and 9 beers in 75 minutes.

-127/10 would not recommend. The aftermath looked like something out of a scifi film

You've gone too far, Onion

Mt. Crushmore

open.spotify.com/track/3OQykU...

Big ups to Utah's pep band for playing Lettuce coming out of the timeout

Doubly hilarious to be told by our own media that it doesn't matter, the tournament does, and then crashing in the tournament...

"But how important is it, really?" someone just asked, apparently unaware that you win conference championships by winning a lot of games

Very excited for the biggest media voices among the Cyclone fan base to tell me once again tomorrow that they don't care about the Big 12 championship, a thing we haven't won in 25 years and that was right there for the taking a mere three hours ago

Will this team lose in the round of 32 or in the Final Four? Who can say

Kansas, Cincy, and TCU would like a word

Joseph Smith on the ESPN broadcast tonight

and rebounds