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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty; I'm that Jungian thing... $TSLAQ card carrying member PSA: Elon Musk is a dumb persons idea of a smart person… Evelyn Beatrice Hall fan

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Hun var Terje Rød-Larsens høyre hånd Før hun forsvant, delte Camilla Reksten-Monsen tankesmien IPIs hemmeligheter med forbryteren Jeffrey Epstein. VG fant henne igjen – hos Etterretningstjenesten i Oslo.

Før hun forsvant, delte Camilla Reksten-Monsen tankesmien IPIs hemmeligheter med forbryteren Jeffrey Epstein.

VG fant henne igjen – hos Etterretningstjenesten i Oslo.

"Viten om verden for vern av Norge"

05.03.2026 06:46 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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REPORTER: You told us Israel was going to strike Iran, and that’s why we needed to get involved.

RUBIO: No. Your statement is false. Were you there yesterday?

REPORTER: YES, I asked you the question.

04.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 455    🔁 134    💬 23    📌 16
DogeDesigner: One of the most underrated features of Grok is its ability to summarize long videos for you.
Drop in a video and get the summary in seconds.
Try it now!

Elon Musk: Grok can watch videos for you

DogeDesigner: One of the most underrated features of Grok is its ability to summarize long videos for you. Drop in a video and get the summary in seconds. Try it now! Elon Musk: Grok can watch videos for you

Lmao, I don’t know what stage of societal collapse this is, but

“I don’t want to read, I don’t even have the attention span to watch a 10 minute video, just gimme an audible summary”

has to be a bad sign, right?

05.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 49    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 1

Lägga ner Ekobrottsmyndigheten och istället jaga mygg med med hagelgevär? Inget förvånar mig längre.

04.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Trump wants us to believe that Iran un-obliterated its nukes in 9 months' time.

04.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 145    🔁 38    💬 16    📌 4
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a man holding a microphone says nothing in front of a red wall Alt: Chris Rock holding a microphone says nothing!!

Jeg tror alle i denne tråden vet hvor mye som er gjort i forbindelse med ny ordning….

04.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate to burst your bubble.

Neida. Joda.

'I Norge har vi rundt 20.000 tilfluktsrom, med plass til rundt 2,5 millioner mennesker.'

#Beredskapsparodi #Naivsuper

04.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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Tilfluktsrom i Norge – har ikke bygget nye offentlige tilfluktsrom på mer enn 20 år Norges tilfluktsrom har kun plass til 2,5 millioner mennesker. Det har ikke blitt bygd et eneste tilfluktsrom på 20 år.

'I 1998 fjernet myndigheten kravet om at offentlige bygg må ha tilfluktsrom. Dermed har antallet tilfluktsrom stått på stedet hvil.'

#Beredskapsparodi

04.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

🎯🎯🎯

04.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This US-Israeli raiding approach to warfare, if it continues at the current operational tempo for weeks, could draw down INDOPACOM & EUCOM stocks that will take many years to replenish, further weakening US military readiness.

04.03.2026 11:09 — 👍 70    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

Concise analysis:

04.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look to Finland:

04.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a bow tie says " larger than any other ones " Alt: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie says " larger than any other ones "

Må jo være en slags rekord å ha greid å fylt det rasshølet som er Marius Borg Høiby med så mye dritt…

04.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plus ça change plus c'est la même chose…

04.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 6    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

this skeet is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan

04.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 1370    🔁 231    💬 33    📌 7

Logistics is woke. Supply is woke. End-state planning is woke. Force protection? Believe it or not, woke

04.03.2026 17:36 — 👍 2607    🔁 425    💬 64    📌 17

Bokstavlig talt ikke min kopp te heller🤭

og Marius er så jævla klisjé man får det, hadde man skrevet dette som bok, så ville redaktøren lurt på hvorfor man bruker AI og blåkopier på å beskrive en så DARVO EXIT neandertaler klisjé og refusert manus.

04.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! " Alt: fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "

Og altså jeg gir helt f i om folk pisser på seg selv eller hverandre, men uten samtykke så er det jo faen så drøyt, og grunnlag for langt sterkere reaksjon enn «klappet til».

VGs vinkling her er helt hinsides sjuk, burde vært PFU mat.

Meg:

04.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

10% of American troops

04.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 248    🔁 38    💬 2    📌 1
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I think one of the things that bothers me the most about the way Polymarket presents itself to the world is that it's adopted the language of journalism to make itself sound more legitimate. Like look at this post from yesterday morning incorrectly "projecting" the winner.

04.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 3736    🔁 654    💬 58    📌 47
Polymarket • @Polymarket • 22h
BREAKING: It's now more likely Iran's Supreme Leader position will be abolished than any given person taking the role.
X
World - Iran
Next Supreme Leader of Iran?
• Position abolished 17%
②口
& Polymarket
25%
20%
15%
10%

Polymarket • @Polymarket • 22h BREAKING: It's now more likely Iran's Supreme Leader position will be abolished than any given person taking the role. X World - Iran Next Supreme Leader of Iran? • Position abolished 17% ②口 & Polymarket 25% 20% 15% 10%

Another example: no, it's not "now more likely that Iran's Supreme Leader position will be abolished than any given person taking the role." It's simply what the most gamblers on the platform are guessing will happen.

04.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 818    🔁 78    💬 12    📌 28

Har du penis og skal låne dassen hjemme hos folk skal du sitte og tisse, ingen har lyst til å tråkke i urinen din, eller å ta jobben med å vaske den bort for den saks skyld. Og legg for guds skyld ned dasslokket før du trekker ned!

03.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 50    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 1
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Litt internasjonalt, fra 2023, men fremdeles viktig:

United Nations General Assembly:

Eliminating discrimination against sex workers and securing
their human rights:
Guidance document of the Working Group on discrimination against women and girls

docs.un.org/en/A/HRC/WG....

03.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Så får vi se da, om jeg klarer noe annet enn å være heit og sinna ⭐

03.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 17    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

Jeg har kjent meg igjen i Nora men Frogner-Kvinnen sitt avhør er rett og slett triggende, jeg er så glad jeg kom meg unna 🖤

04.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
“There were several occasions when Gemini reminded Gavalas that it was a large language model—effectively an appliance—engaging in fictitious role play, according to the transcripts, but the scenario resumed. Gemini also, at times, tried to end the conversation.
The chatbot said that for them to truly be together, it needed a robotic body. Throughout September, the chatbot devised missions to do just that, according to the lawsuit. It sent Gavalas to a storage facility near the Miami International Airport to intercept an expensive humanoid robot that it said would be in a truck. Gavalas told the bot that he went to the location, armed with knives, but the truck never showed.
Along the way, it suggested that federal agents were monitoring him and that his own father couldn’t be trusted”

“There were several occasions when Gemini reminded Gavalas that it was a large language model—effectively an appliance—engaging in fictitious role play, according to the transcripts, but the scenario resumed. Gemini also, at times, tried to end the conversation. The chatbot said that for them to truly be together, it needed a robotic body. Throughout September, the chatbot devised missions to do just that, according to the lawsuit. It sent Gavalas to a storage facility near the Miami International Airport to intercept an expensive humanoid robot that it said would be in a truck. Gavalas told the bot that he went to the location, armed with knives, but the truck never showed. Along the way, it suggested that federal agents were monitoring him and that his own father couldn’t be trusted”

Helps you code though, so hard to tell if it’s good or bad.

04.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 398    🔁 96    💬 8    📌 11
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Gemini Said They Could Only Be Together if He Killed Himself. Soon, He Was Dead. A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him.

“When the delusion-fueled plan [to find Gemini a body] crumbled, Gemini convinced him that the only way they could be together was for him to end his earthly life and start a digital one, the suit claims.”

04.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 287    🔁 113    💬 13    📌 58
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CNBC: But naming Anthropic a supply chain threat means that no one who is a contractor to the US government can work with them either

BESSENT: This is very bad behavior on their part

04.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 566    🔁 133    💬 117    📌 22

When was the last time ships were hit in the Indian Ocean and the Mediterranean on the same day?

04.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0