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Cunk on the Multiverse

24.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

The only person to be compleated then promptly uncompleated once they realised what they had.

24.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an Australian though I need to know how Canadian Tire compares to Princess Auto

23.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest bollard walks in history.
#WorldBollardAssociation

22.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5531    πŸ” 1242    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 108

@jacksonwryan.com nice piece in the sat paper

21.02.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you hear about the scientists that tried to cross a cheetah with a crab?

Things went sideways real fast.

18.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

If it's any consolation I've long at least suspected you exist.

09.02.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A page from the Silmarillion, which I definitely wasn't already rereading

A page from the Silmarillion, which I definitely wasn't already rereading

Look what you made me do

09.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just chilling here in Valinor waiting for- oh this is what you were talking about

09.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow I see how it is

09.02.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Macbeth: SHIT

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10098    πŸ” 2043    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 50
Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it.  August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from OkjΓΆkull to Ok (jΓΆkull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

07.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12793    πŸ” 5244    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 188

Man, the metaverse was always so deeply, deeply uncool.

VR goggles fall into the same trap as a segway- tech might be cool but if it makes you look like a pillock while using it...

05.12.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Prince (2025)

01.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2627    πŸ” 481    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 4
an ad for a slushy drink that reads

THE
BLUE THING IS
BACK!

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

02.12.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10893    πŸ” 3093    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 114

β€œI was just following otters.”

28.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9711    πŸ” 1980    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing goggles says " what a day " while holding a tool ALT: a man wearing goggles says " what a day " while holding a tool
28.11.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything about the Warriors of the World Ablaze Apocalypse World hack looks incredible

28.11.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen the 3rd ed of Apocalypse World is on Kickstarter atm?

28.11.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part about perpetual battles of wits with a two year old is the feeling you're constantly losing them

17.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am a laaaaand of constant sorrow.

05.11.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Auramancer has always visually sparked joy for me. She's alert but not violent, beautiful and resolute without threat

23.09.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says i want spider-man in front of a glass dome ALT: a sign that says i want spider-man in front of a glass dome

GET ME STREAMS OF SPIDER-MAN

27.08.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive

to them I say two things:

1. are you fucking serious

2. go fuck yourselves

19.08.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4388    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 51
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It's 3AM at a gay popculture convention in NYC and this is how I've chosen to spend my time

No regrets

17.08.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playing the first one now, really digging it

16.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beets theft, a serious crime

04.08.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0