A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
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John Lennon doing that stupid walk
Walking away from Omelas like
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Paddington in Parasite (2019)
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1820
09.03.2026 07:07 — 👍 381 🔁 63 💬 0 📌 4Cunk on the Multiverse
24.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 84 🔁 4 💬 13 📌 9The only person to be compleated then promptly uncompleated once they realised what they had.
24.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As an Australian though I need to know how Canadian Tire compares to Princess Auto
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One of the greatest bollard walks in history.
#WorldBollardAssociation
@jacksonwryan.com nice piece in the sat paper
21.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Did you hear about the scientists that tried to cross a cheetah with a crab?
Things went sideways real fast.
If it's any consolation I've long at least suspected you exist.
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A page from the Silmarillion, which I definitely wasn't already rereading
Look what you made me do
09.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just chilling here in Valinor waiting for- oh this is what you were talking about
09.02.2026 09:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wow I see how it is
09.02.2026 09:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Macbeth: SHIT
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Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Man, the metaverse was always so deeply, deeply uncool.
VR goggles fall into the same trap as a segway- tech might be cool but if it makes you look like a pillock while using it...
Blue Prince (2025)
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an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
02.12.2025 07:05 — 👍 10889 🔁 3093 💬 38 📌 114“I was just following otters.”
28.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 9707 🔁 1980 💬 91 📌 0Everything about the Warriors of the World Ablaze Apocalypse World hack looks incredible
28.11.2025 09:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you seen the 3rd ed of Apocalypse World is on Kickstarter atm?
28.11.2025 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The worst part about perpetual battles of wits with a two year old is the feeling you're constantly losing them
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I am a laaaaand of constant sorrow.
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Auramancer has always visually sparked joy for me. She's alert but not violent, beautiful and resolute without threat
23.09.2025 06:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
It's 3AM at a gay popculture convention in NYC and this is how I've chosen to spend my time
No regrets
