Doctor Regular, Non-Haunted Kayak

Still wearing your ex-wife’s clothes three years after she’s left you: normal, or
Extremely Normal?

A smiling snow man with a top hat and carrot nose wearing a handsome smiling live snake as a scarf

@randomfacts.bsky.social ooh I can send you fancy snakemojis on here now

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If you can, please consider donating to their GoFundMe. The money is going to union members this holiday so they can buy groceries and pay rent while they fight for a fair contract.

If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.

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We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes

It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times

I am a dev and I dislike AI because

•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos

none of these are unreasonable complaints

I both think this is impossible and also think that it is highly probable

Usually I’m not good at those “what are you thankful for?” exercises, but something just came to me that I can’t stop thinking about:

Post-childhood, I have always lived in places with good water. Even by US standards, the water has been good right out of the tap, and that’s not nothing.

I had a dream that as part of my school’s mulri-factor authentication you had to squish a blueberry into a special slot on the keyboard

evergreen

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

Here is something we could do: what if we stopped being fucking weird about autism

Man, remember when the internet was 90% riffing on silver age comic panels? Now we're all communists and/or nazis reacting to crowd work clips. What happened to us

I got resilience!

www.buzzfeed.com/val3riee/bui...

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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Thanks to everyone who contributed stories to this segment. Here’s some information on Sapphire Bullets, the only They Might Be Giants tribute that matters, via @drkayak.bsky.social tmbw.net/wiki/Sapphir...

remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism

USDA orders states to stop paying full SNAP benefits and "immediately undo" steps taken to issue them for November. Follow live updates.
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z

All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

lol

Getting word that the Pope just said, “Habibis…” before addressing the Cardinals

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

VANCE: Bring me a duvet, I'm sleeping in the bathtub & won't come out until you denounce Ganesha as a demon

USHA: Ok

VANCE: I'm protesting, it's activism

USHA: I know honey. Do you want the duvet with the trains on it

VANCE: THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONE. GOD DAMN YOU, IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A STRANGER