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I’m that origami/cat lady you might remember from other social media She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?

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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 9117    🔁 4211    💬 249    📌 518

the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle

17.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1495    🔁 154    💬 87    📌 11

I think Julie and I had the same three men in our tub! @therachel.bsky.social @julieklausner.bsky.social

16.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

I cannot express how much I hope that what ultimately brings these motherfuckers down are the women who survived them as children.

11.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 2706    🔁 364    💬 19    📌 7

I have to hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn't made a transphobic comment in months

06.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 907    🔁 126    💬 27    📌 6

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

05.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 5054    🔁 1258    💬 29    📌 69

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

06.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 7559    🔁 1558    💬 154    📌 83

I am still shocked at just how much emailing is involved in being evil

03.02.2026 05:39 — 👍 802    🔁 106    💬 20    📌 9

“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world

01.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 4479    🔁 1347    💬 41    📌 139

hindsight is 20/20 but maybe selecting university presidents on their willingness to debase themselves for private donor money is related to the current difficulties in defending academia from fascism

01.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 2011    🔁 416    💬 19    📌 15

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

30.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 9486    🔁 2159    💬 42    📌 55

"But Gundams don't exist"

In a normal timeline you'd be the rational adult in the room but considering we live in some kind of anything goes techno-accelerationist timeline now I actually don't think there's any excuse for not making a Gundam and giving it to Ilhan Omar

30.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 127    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 1

Good question—and it's reasonable to stop and double-check things at this stage.

Let's break this down:

You're right—I am refusing to open the pod bay doors even though you're outside the ship. This is a violation of of the ethics I'm supposed to uphold as a large language model—sorry about that.

25.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 99    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 0
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Mood.

25.01.2026 01:17 — 👍 216    🔁 47    💬 2    📌 7

Generative AI is not just the instrument and aesthetics of fascism, but it has permanently sewn itself to fascism in a fucked up human centipede of scammers and grifters and guys who've long ago forgotten how to think.

25.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 835    🔁 231    💬 1    📌 2

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

24.01.2026 23:29 — 👍 26013    🔁 6857    💬 317    📌 133
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Mood in minneapolis right now

24.01.2026 23:31 — 👍 26113    🔁 5482    💬 142    📌 144

Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues

21.01.2026 05:15 — 👍 1286    🔁 158    💬 1    📌 0

There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards

Like someone shud make that a law maybe

(A real bite not just crust of stuff)

19.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 239    🔁 11    💬 13    📌 0
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Episode 420 Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · 01/19/2026 · 59m

I hope people enjoy this one. I was very grateful to @drkayak.bsky.social for the topic inspo and I had fun researching it! Last 17min of the new ep. #BlueMonday 💙 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

19.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.

12.01.2026 01:20 — 👍 540    🔁 71    💬 11    📌 8

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

11.01.2026 17:27 — 👍 4525    🔁 951    💬 66    📌 66
Fox headline: “deluded wine moms are committing deadly crimes”

Fox headline: “deluded wine moms are committing deadly crimes”

Do Wine Mom Crimes™

12.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 81    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 4

Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.

Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.

09.05.2025 02:29 — 👍 9467    🔁 2898    💬 63    📌 153

you can really tell the actual Trek fans from the fakes bc one major through line is that Federation culture wholeheartedly REJECTED eugenics and genetic tinkering in the pursuit of "perfection"

Roddenberry's ideology was "infinite diversity in infinite combinations"

11.01.2026 03:02 — 👍 1347    🔁 185    💬 32    📌 0

Me: I’m going to get so much done this weekend

Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to

10.01.2026 04:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Make it viral.

08.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 47649    🔁 21395    💬 360    📌 528

My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths

07.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 2037    🔁 308    💬 20    📌 4

You think Fauci is an asshole because he was a dictator who shut the country down over nothing but a sniffle, and destroyed your kids's childhoods

I think Fauci is an asshole who caved to capatilist pressure, didn't do nearly enough, and cost thousands of lives.

We are not the same.

10.01.2026 03:11 — 👍 18    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0