𝙶𝚘 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚢, 𝙶𝚘!

“HA! THAT HUMAN LOST.”

....

“Probably. But Mojo has a feeling they’ll play his verse like a fiddle a third time.”

“Also, that little boy Ben SHOULD’VE WON his fight against the Green Lantern! HOW DID THEY MESS IT UP?!”

“Knowing THEM, they’ll find an excuse to make you win, so says Mojo.”

>Is a Marvel Rivals player.

“Why does Mojo get the feeling someone is going to lose on the 8th of February?”

.

“Make it 20 minutes.”

“AT LEAST WAIT?!”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

I WASN’T PLOTTING SOMETHING EVIL.

Yet.”

“...So. Who’s going to see the human who beats me up lose in the upcoming Battle of Deaths simulation next month?”

“WE DON’T SPEAK OF THIS. FIRST BUTTERCUP, AND NOW YOU!!”

“...Ugh. Mojo had a feeling one of them wore the Wonder Woman outfit. And I thought Blossom was the only WW fangirl to never shush herself up.”

“...What is that Mojo is seeing?”

“Are you asking for Mojo to be homeless AGAIN?!”

“Wow. It’s the new year, and everyone started to make innuendos in the middle of January. So says Mojo.”

“What is a sheep doing in my lair? SHOO!”

“BUBBLES STOP STEALING MOJO’S CLOTHES CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE.”

“Mojo...

HAS NOTHING TO TAKE OVER.”

NO, YOU ARE.

WHICH IS TO SAY YOU CLAIM YOU OWN THE NORTH POLE OF WHICH YOU DON’T BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR ETERNITY.

No, MOJO IS TAKING OVER.

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“...I’m taking over this North Pole right here.”

>Has a metallic Christmas Tree in his lair.