Christopher Morgan

i think, broadly speaking, it’s important that we start making way more and way firmer distinctions between ‘posting about it’ and ‘actually helping’

My brother, I watch it every year on my birthday. It's perfect. There are MOOOn letters here.

There is no more perfect casting than Randy Savage as Bonesaw.

One of the things I think about often is when I was working 3rd shift at the gas station, a dude comes in, holds me up, but he was just sad that his person broke up with him. Even waited with him for the cops to show up.

My boss yelled at me for not cleaning up the booze he spilt.

Watching the directors cut of RoboCop and realizing that "Mr Morgan" is basically the burke of this world.

For the record, when the Real Ones discuss the effectiveness of "Boob Plate" they also account for the Golden Age of Sword and Sorcery movies.

You're beautiful

This is a test to see who is old

I live and believe that there will be a day where I wake up to an internet that is more 2002 and less batshit, but yet...

One of my favorite things that Terry Pratchett gave us is that Death knows the song that will end everything, but chooses not to.

This year I'm going to be aggressively honest and me.

I figure ol Jimmey Stew is the baseline for decent dead guys, but I mean, that is my favorite holiday movie.

For the record, in a lot of times, where it counts, being clever doesn't really matter.

Ok, so, for you new guys. just know that the media loves megaphoning this man. Everything he says, no matter how fucking insane or stupid to any rational human it sounds, they will present as an actuality. This is not the case. It is intentionally trying to gas you up.

I have learned over the course of this past weekend that I really like snow, and the cold, and the Wood

Ok, I had a joke about Vigo blocking the knife then Boromir asked about the little ones.

Before murdering them, I feel that needs saying

As a straightish man, Vigo saluting the Orce is fucking hot.

Oh, my boy just embarrassed himself, that means he's going to die soon... Am I wrong for wanting to see Sean Bean shot through 200x?

There is no other version of Boromir that exists.

I know Sean Bean has a whole meme legacy, but I do believe he, like his character, gets overshadowed by Vigo.

I am one of them, I could be an empire.

"Here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily" Sure Gimli, we all know the "Dark Queen" bit is coming and empires would fall for Evil Galadriel

YouTube video by Julio Verdiguel There is still one dwarf in Moria still draw breath

Y'all wanna hear the beast line in cinema? m.youtube.com/watch?v=Apgf...

Look, when a man like gimli says "we should obliterate this" you should listen.

Also, welcome to the Christopher Morgan Live rewatch of LOTR.

Ok. Objectively, Arwyen says " five riders follow you, I can'tr account for the four others" or some shit. BUT, Aragorn knows he just set fire to four sons of bitches at Weathertop, but he's letting his girl just sweat it.

If I see the word "drone" one more time...

I have a shirt that has a legally distinct phrase + book/rainbow image that has no other ties to any other ip, however I really like wearing it around my neighborhood because you can see every single adult who grew up watching Giordi talk about books and it is magical.