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Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who could strangle you with a cordless phone if he wanted to, is pictured. Chief O'Brien, who can kill 2 stones with one bird, is facing the camera and winking. O'Brien, who can dribble a bowling ball, is on DS9 station and wearing his classic gold uniform, and has the energy of a man who is walking away from an explosion without looking backwards at it. Closed caption reads, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."

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Late night realization that Gunsmoke and Deep Space 9 are the exact same show.

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A very handsome tactical parrot, also known as a perigrine falcon. Also, because some bird nerd will mention it in the replies, it's not that falcons and parrots are directly related, it is that they share a common ancestor, so technically speaking "tactical parrot" is incorrect. I'm putting this in the alt text so you know I know this already. But, look: COMEDY, okay?

I have recently learned that falcons are, genetically speaking, closer to parrots than they are other raptors, and thus from now on I shall refer to falcons solely as "tactical parrots"

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