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@carolus99.bsky.social

Unashamedly comfy.

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Stuffing another t-shirt down the head on the Ford for every country we pick a fight with.

27.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the haters can't talk shit about the baked loaves and biscuit pictures though

27.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The physical version of the Onion made me better looking, potently virile and cured my gout.

25.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An obese hog in a field.

An obese hog in a field.

How it feels to be a hog at the moment

25.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One possible future is the growth of Combo Breaker and Frosty in protest, MalΓΆrt gaming.

24.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a walking cart from a guy with 6 of them in various states of repair in a sketch part of town and he didn't know how any of them folded.
Were they stolen? That's none of my business

24.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting his face on the condom and creating the most effective birth control device ever created

24.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pop a Tylenol just to cover your bases.

24.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever has ears wins

20.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Using Rome2Rio to find routes between Pee pee island and poo poo point

Using Rome2Rio to find routes between Pee pee island and poo poo point

Rome2Rio rules for silly stuff like this.

19.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never stop this bit.

18.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Declare themselves politically homeless and be bulldozed in the middle of the night by a misunderstanding Newsom

18.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1:1 scale map

17.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real

17.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A gunpla in every pot

13.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keeping this bit going no matter how much the real DOW crashes would be pretty funny.

13.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Birria" pronounced in the thickest brogue imaginable.

11.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caravan standalone game

10.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yelling "SHORT THAT BABY" in the manger

10.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just means your lungs are fireproof

10.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We know there's at least one story about getting partial shares

10.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlimited genocide on the hated automobile

09.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus who wrote this garbage

07.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw a couple of these after Pretti was killed.

05.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Mrs. Sausage has access to the channel to put up an announcement when the videos inevitably suddenly stop

04.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes all those slips, trips and falls in the winter that much funnier

02.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's way better than it should be for under 40 bucks

31.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F.

30.01.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Handshake meme of me and the banks being out of money

29.01.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

144hz lets me see myself failing to react to jump-ins or drive impact in Street Fighter that much faster.

29.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0