Maturing as a father is realizing you’ll never stop your kids from yelling at you by yelling at them.

Gentle Parenting is not Submissive Parenting.

Whenever my wife leaves for a week on business and I have to parent solo, I’m reminded of how much I appreciate having a tag team partner. These 3 on 1 handicap matches are brutal.

Nobody has more to talk about than a kid at bedtime.

Everybody tells you that kids are expensive but nobody adequately prepares you for how much money you have to spend on fruit.

Dads - Remember when weekends were relaxing? Seems like a lifetime ago.

Dads - Remember when weekends were relaxing? Seems like a lifetime ago.

You know we’re cooked as a country when even plane crashes are being politicized. Where has our humanity gone?

If you have a child that’s prone to meltdowns and yelling, yelling back at them is one of the worst things you can do. You’re the grown up - It’s your job to stay calm and deescalate.

Be a good dad so your son doesn’t grow up idolizing self-serving politicians, egomaniacal athletes, edge lord billionaire dorks, or misogynisticYouTubers.

I’m new to the platform so why not? If you’re a new/expecting Dad, like this post and I’ll drop some science.

You’ve got this!

Once you pick a placenta up off your bathroom floor, most things pale in comparison. 😅