Excellent news: some time around 1800 on December 9 Santa will be visiting some cats to ask them what they want for Christmas. And he'll have all of the fire trucks in Winter Garden with him as well just to ensure the cats know he's there.
Wonderful times!
26.11.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Best Local Big Shot Who's Not an Elected Official 2025
Anna Eskamani
Now cats are taking over Orlando. Apparently Anna Eskamani is an elected official, leaving us with...
Best Local Big Shot Who's Not an Elected Official 2025 | Anna Eskamani | Local Notables | Orlando share.google/zQ3xkEa8JFZV...
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06.08.2025 16:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's the outer edges of Barry! And the winds are already howling at 400 cm/s!
I'm telling you - it's going to get better before it gets worse!
29.06.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A lightning bolt is not near the come of death!
29.06.2025 13:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We all gon' die!
28.06.2025 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Message blocking is active". Maybe some people block messages from Mexico. That's sad.
Fortunately I spoke to my father on Father's Day
This is a very cryptic message for almost all of my nine followers, except that some useless cats may understand.
21.06.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
An egg now has over 1,000 followers on the Late Twitter Whining Service. This includes two useless cats who have not posted updates since 2022.
14.06.2025 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wait a minute - now WE all gonne die!
07.06.2025 13:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
We all gonne die!
*Or at least the cats on Orlando
30.05.2025 17:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An egg now has 500 followers on the late Twitter. Which is impressive, because prior to Trump's tariffs the egg had 50 followers, at least one of which was a cat, or two cats to be more precise.
10500 more and the egg can start making money. And have more followers than random cats and poets.
11.05.2025 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
May a 5th be with you.
I think.
Oh wait, today is the 4th. So May the 4th try be good with you.
04.05.2025 14:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bad enough that I can't get out at the moment.
27.03.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
How come nobody notices that there are 10 provinces in Canada?
12.03.2025 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I did not expect climate deniers to fall all over themselves in an effort to purchase electric vehicles.
12.03.2025 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by FOX 35 Orlando
Tornado hits FOX 35 live during broadcast
Watch out for flying cats ...
youtube.com/watch?v=1xA7...
10.03.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It will be one bullet point of 40.
03.03.2025 13:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A lightning bolt is waiting to get onto the Anzalduas Bridge into USA because the Mexicans have decided that the answer to Trump's stupid tariffs are stupid inspections before getting into the bridge.
2 hours so far.
Thanks Captain Tariff.
17.02.2025 13:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When they said "Make America Great Again" I didn't think it meant going back to the days of King George III.
11.02.2025 23:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What I haven't figured out yet is how MAGA, and many of the leftist liberals on this site, can't see reality when they are looking directly at it. Somehow you radio guys are very effective, but I can't figure out exactly how.
09.02.2025 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A lightning bolt had dinner with Gail and John Evans in Port Charlotte. John Evans is into family trees, for those of you wondering what that lightning bolt might say next.
22.01.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The GFS says that Tuesday looks promising.
14.01.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#GFS for 1-11. It's almost in McAllen. I think I'm dreaming of a white.... Post Christmas?
02.01.2025 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sorry - #Euro
01.01.2025 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0