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Allie Goertz

@alliegoertz.bsky.social

Writer, musician, former Editor at MAD Magazine. My Nine Inch Nails cover album ‘Peeled Back’ is out now.

4,973 Followers  |  107 Following  |  163 Posts  |  Joined: 02.09.2023  |  1.4273

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Thank you so much!!

24.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hehe aw thank you!

11.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

02.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 2664    🔁 570    💬 66    📌 42

We disappeared into the lodge :(

28.09.2025 04:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎶”You all live in MEEE…”🎶
(Great night with friends and new family thanks @alliegoertz.bsky.social for the invite and excuse to look/act like a big yellow moron) #HappyBirthdayVicki

17.08.2025 21:58 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Photo of Tom Lehrer

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

27.07.2025 17:33 — 👍 28303    🔁 4771    💬 833    📌 686

I think what I love most about Superman is that he’s basically Dale Cooper

17.07.2025 14:44 — 👍 88    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 2

The truth is, I don’t trust people who don’t think Paul was at least a bit in love with John

29.06.2025 08:32 — 👍 44    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

If I haven’t replied to your texts it’s because I can’t stop thinking about how a GIANT WAVE sent Ellie to Scar island.

31.05.2025 01:36 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The ending of the Pee-Wee doc has me in tears. As a life-long Paul Reubens fan and defender, I am so appreciative that he got to share what he wanted to share with the world and I hope everyone listens.

29.05.2025 21:19 — 👍 222    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 0

I can’t believe it’s already almost the holidays*!

*Flag Day

12.05.2025 17:26 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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what I think I look like wearing a hat as a non hat wearer

07.05.2025 18:16 — 👍 182    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 3

I would be quite the fool. An APRIL fool as it were

01.04.2025 17:00 — 👍 49    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

So excited for this!!!

01.04.2025 00:03 — 👍 72    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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normalize using your own record as a fashion accessory

28.03.2025 01:33 — 👍 80    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 1
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Happy birthday @thejoelynch.bsky.social you beautiful buttercup!!

23.03.2025 22:58 — 👍 69    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Aww

03.03.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s Hollywood’s biggest night: my birthday 🎉 🎂

02.03.2025 17:17 — 👍 123    🔁 1    💬 16    📌 0

I’m in this and get dunked on by the woman who plays Penny

01.03.2025 23:32 — 👍 43    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

24.02.2025 04:38 — 👍 5358    🔁 377    💬 0    📌 0

Favorite repurposing of Simpsons maybe ever

15.02.2025 00:43 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drake rn:

10.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 16900    🔁 2090    💬 68    📌 42

Of course I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the day Wayne’s World came out.

14.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 56    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 3
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🎵 Now doesn’t it make you feel wetter? 🎵

14.02.2025 00:02 — 👍 48    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

Ah thank you so much!!

13.02.2025 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you for selling out Peeled Back on vinyl!

And please continue to support The Trevor Project!
give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/660...

12.02.2025 17:29 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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