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William Horatio Augustus Francis Denton

@billydenton.bsky.social

In unrequited love with life

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You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen.

13.12.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been a minute since I posted Krella

02.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ff6

01.03.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3909    πŸ” 1638    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12930    πŸ” 4862    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 36
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Donate to Help Jack Get His Endoscopy, organized by Jessica C Jack was rescued off the street around Halloween, freezing and starving, declawed and covered in… Jessica C needs your support for Help Jack Get His Endoscopy

Little Jack's fundraiser is off to a good start! If you can share this link or donate a few dollars to help a sad old man cat feel better, that would be perfectly delightful πŸ’•

gofund.me/83b966fc1

23.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the kotaku article about the evangelion news should have looked like this

23.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

12th in the cEDH event last night, which technically represents improvement. The more I play Inalla, the more I am convinced it is secretly a Kefka deck

23.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slay the Spire 2 in less than a month is the only thing keeping me going right now

22.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, sure, I’m not immune to the pull of nostalgia. But boy, did I used to be…

21.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how I would feel about an instructor-provided strap

19.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Jack Get His Endoscopy, organized by Jessica C Jack was rescued off the street around Halloween, freezing and starving, declawed and covered in… Jessica C needs your support for Help Jack Get His Endoscopy

Hey folks! According to Jack's vet, he needs a pretty expensive procedure to find out why he's not getting better. If you can share or donate to help this poor old man, that would be amazing. He's such a sweet little guy, he deserves comfort πŸ’•

gofund.me/32b11a4eb

18.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho!

MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year

08.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 872    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.

11.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5100    πŸ” 1294    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

If you liked A Better Tomorrow, you should watch A Bullet in the Head next!

09.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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special hat

10.02.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3553    πŸ” 1060    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 26
a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

06.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10755    πŸ” 2685    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 152

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

05.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4068    πŸ” 988    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

02.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4197    πŸ” 1316    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 38

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

25.12.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4289    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 22

The day where all of your enemies will admit that they were wrong will never come. You have to live for and build toward something else.

31.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeskai hater spotted

31.01.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Oingo Boingo Brothers

Oingo Boingo Brothers

When will Fantagraphics print the complete underground comix classic Oingo Boingo Brothers?

29.01.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Haha wtf

19.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see this is immediately after my board got wiped lol

14.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent what felt like a lifetime getting a bachelors in CS, and my biggest takeaway from that experience was a vague sense of guilt that kicks in whenever I need to sort a list

02.06.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

27.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4820    πŸ” 998    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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【 𝕄 𝔸 ℝ 𝕀 β„• 𝔸 】

"I don't think you're as cute or as smart
as he's always saying you are."

(●0●)

#mischiefmakers #fanart

18.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

Any word on additional hotel blocks?

05.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Donkey Kong Bananza

Donkey Kong Bananza

Beyond Citadel.

Beyond Citadel.

Γ–oo.

Γ–oo.

Blue Prince.

Blue Prince.

Oh Banana! Our 2025 Staff Picks are here! In the first article, David, @aliveinthewired.bsky.social, @evanminto.com, and @patzprime.bsky.social list their favorite video games of the past year.

πŸ‘€ READ: buff.ly/IAolppk

02.01.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0