oriana schwindt

HAS to be that right??

but also a young couple left our screening halfway through and I need to know why. did they think this was a serious liam neeson action movie

hey naked gun was the most fun I’ve had in a theater since jackass 4

big balls got his ass kicked by a 15 year old lmao

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i guess if i didn't have a conscience i could use all generative AI to make a template for a pitch deck but instead i'm sweating through learning photoshop and it's extremely fucking satisfying. i did that!!!! i figured out how to make it look like that!! incredible

The Adam Driver marriage store meme with Please Mr Kennedy and Uh Oh from Llewyn Davis

had this in my head for years

fuuuuuuck

lol i was just writing a reply about a rictus-bearing demon belching statistical averages

the human brain is not a computer. consciousness is not an algorithm. you are the culmination of every moment you have lived, a new person born out of each successive experience, and when you die, there will never—can never—be another like you

the actual story here is the AI company using a dead child’s grieving parents to create positive associations with its technology

i know we didn't live in the "right" place in LA or whatever but i needed to be close to the WB lot and living in glendale for 2 years fully drove me insane and one of the best days of my life was the day we came back to NYC

i absolutely believe that!

the craziest thing is that the only time there was ever traffic on this road was like 5 pm when a million people would be turning onto Alameda to get to the 5. traffic counts all other times are hilariously low for the amount of space this 6-lane stroad takes up

oh my god i used to live right off this road! shitheads were constantly drag racing down Glen Oaks and either killing themselves or other people, and every time i had to cross it i was almost getting pasted by some fuckhead 16-year-old in a BMW. it's a nightmare that urgently needs a road diet

And once more @schwindter.bsky.social and @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social and I talk about things re #Tolkien -- dragons, in this case.

it's been wild to watch him achieve what seems like objective success while turning into one of the dumbest handmaidens of technofascism

lol derek thompson was the valedictorian of my medill class

SEO Is Dead. Say Hello to GEO. Search-engine optimization now feels dated. Generative-engine optimization is all about trying to trick AI chatbots.

they're doing it again

the creation of the ad "impression" surely came from satan himself

a huge segment of the economy depends on companies allowing themselves to be fooled by thousands of remoras as advertising "experts" lie to them over and over again, sometimes using Very Scientific language and sometimes just browbeating them with FOMO

i wonder if there will ever be a point at which companies realize all the ad metrics they've been fed for decades have been fraudulent

we got some gnarly Final Destination “AI” car kills in there!

for some reason me and @sparkhurst.net’s thriller script about a journalist and whistleblower at a self-driving car company that’s a mechanical Turk isn’t super in demand though

eat shit you fucking fascists

can't spell "brother" without "broth"

men, surprise your male friends with some nice hot broth

should i start selling my bone broth

WHY ARE YOU BASHING AN AC UNIT WITH A CROWBAR IN YOUR GARAGE THAT IS SO CROWDED WITH JUNK THAT YOU CANNOT FIT A CAR IN THERE

"the left doesn't seem interested in talking to young men about getting laid" no, it's just that they haven't created an entire media ecosystem that revolves around making young straight men feel as though they have to be or buy certain things in order to be attractive partners

one of them has had the street blocked off and two wood chipping trucks going for over an hour on the first day it's been cool enough to have the windows open... so that they can get rid of the bushes lining the stairs up to their front door