Alessandro McLaughlin

You ever be H-word and be like “damn I want penis” but you’re also lazy and just wanna me night!! FEEL MY STRUGGLE GAYS

Australian love is dead. We didn’t come to this place for magic :(

Screenshot of a NYTimes headline and subhead that reads: "N.Y.C. Mayoral Candidates Move to Capitalize on Adams’s Departure Zohran Mamdani and Curtis Sliwa hit the campaign trail on Monday after Eric Adams left the race, while Andrew Cuomo called donors." Highlighted in blue is "while Andrew Cuomo called donors."

Same as it ever was.

Proud is an understatement

Honestly, love that for you

SILENT BOB!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS

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🥰🥰🥰

Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump

You’re not overdressed everyone is just unfashionable!!!

a drag queen is making a funny face in front of a curtain . ALT: a drag queen is making a funny face in front of a curtain .

Me:

Also hope you’re having fun in my fave city :)

Honestly it’s about Oscar Wilde (I think?) and he’d love this so it’s perfect

🤭🤭🤭

Gay powers restored 🦄🦄🪄🪄

OMG ME TOO TODAY HOLD PLZ

Doja’s new album is that girl

Oh this is a good one

Me, after posting something edgy.

YouTube video by Steve Brandes IT'S A FAHCKIN TUNA BRO! Part 1 & 2

10 years ago today, Mikey & Jay of Malden went viral with their legendary ‘baby whale’ sighting:

🐋 ‘What the f*** is that thing?’
🐟 ‘Tuna or something!’
📞 ‘Call the aquarium!’

An all-time Boston classic.

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