Alessandro McLaughlin sandro7114

a hello kitty holding a sign that says love you ALT: a hello kitty holding a sign that says love you

Yall im lucky to have @bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social as my partner. I had big existential anxiety and he talked me through it (even when I was a little mean). He’s my person for life

28.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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It’s that time of night where I watch my podcasts on YouTube, last edible kicks in, and I wanna CHAT WITH YALL SO DM ME

28.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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So I’ve never seen Arrival (I’m so excited) and I’ve been doing this new thing where if it’s not too expensive, I just buy movies instead of renting them, and honestly I love it. I’m building a solid digital collection!!

26.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

This song fucks

25.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Having a free Dunkin coffee reward on your app when you tell yourself “I really shouldn’t spend the money” is like SEX! BRICKED UP!!! H WORD!!!

25.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some gay bar in Texas or South Carolina prolly*

25.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

California is cooked

24.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Alessandro what’s making you angry today? Is it Kash Pattel using our tax payer dollars to look like a LOSER chugging beer in the locker room with the men’s team? OR is it the men’s team calling the fascist and openly mocking the woman’s team? I hate it here. Believe women. Fuck the president.

23.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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22.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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22.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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21.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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20.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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20.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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20.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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20.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰🥰🥰

20.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this post, do it 🫡

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’9”
Shoe: 10.5 US
Zodiac: Cancer ♋️
Smoke: Edibles
Tattoos: none, but I have ideas and am ready to pull the trigger
Piercings: Not for me babes (cute on others)
Fav drink: Beer, Whiskey, or a dirty sluttly little martini

20.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Advertise your accent with a GIF

(Only around others from my state, when I’m tired, or around my family)

20.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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19.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took this photo to send to a friend (he’s one of Mambo’s uncles) and honestly it’s post worthy!! Just two bois chillen watching Noah Kahan’s Last Meal

19.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0