Katherine

Listennnn. sleeping in a room juice isn't allowed in and hearing her miserable baby cry through the door is one of the hardest things I've had to do

Blushing emoji with eyes popping out of its head

SHE LAYS EGGS???

Katherine and Dorian's wedding. Left to right, bridesmaid in a green dress, Katherine in an orange suite, Officiant in am ornate black and gold dress, Dorian in a green suite, groomsman in a black suit w/orange tie.

Wedding memorabilia laid out on top of our suits, including: rainbow cufflinks, notebooks containing vows, back of a custom magic card, red flower, perfume, collar pins, 2 wedding bands and 2 engagement rings, 2 sets of earrings

Dorian getting a nosebleed mid-ceremony, leaning over to not bleed on suit while groomsman wipes off Dorian's hands

Drunk and smooching in front of neon lights

Starting a Journey, Continuing a Journey ♡

Blood oath recommended but not strictly required

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

It's almost like I should ""keep doing the exercises"" even ""after the pain goes away"" or something

No matter how many times I go to physical therapy for different problems, it all comes back to my weak-ass hips

Writing my baseball RPF in my mother-in-law's DMs

You want us to finish planning our wedding when both of our teams are in the postseason??

there is nothing more comforting to me with regard to how many bugs are in our house than talking to our neighbor and learning that their baby's second word was 'bug' because of how many bugs there are in their house too

A screenshot of a phone notification screen showing texts from four different contacts, all of which say "new MMS message to download"

I love group texts

Dorian and I did just open our phones at nearly the same time to make nearly the same post

I get on a zoning call to vote against the nimbys, but the sight of the real estate lawyer for the project immediately has me rabid to vote against the real estate developers

We get an all staff email whenever someone at work has a baby, sent by their manager, and I just think it's funny that apparently everyone is having a baby and immediately saying I gotta text some pictures of this bad boy to my boss

The thing that brings me the most joy every day!! Is that my neighbor has a baby and he brings his baby to our window to look at juice!!

Waiting at the airport for the parking shuttle under the big sign that says "zone 3: parking shuttle", and the woman next to me says "I asked chatgpt and it said it's actually zone 4, I'm gonna go look over there" and then walks to zone 2

I love Houston!!! I love seeing my friends!!! I love when they flirt with the idea of moving to Philadelphia!!!

Wanted to change my pfp to one with my new haircut, remembered I took pictures in front of a nice bush the other week, went and looked at them and they're unfortunately all close ups of the inside of my nose because it was burning and I was trying to see what was wrong in there <\3

Juice WISHES her nose was so flexible

the players came out wearing “Pay Us What You Owe Us” shirts

The shame of having to see your mother in law when her baseball team is whooping yours

consulting gamefaqs to determine my wife's likes before gifting her a raw fish to max our relationship meter

I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe

Some people were just not meant to take apart elfa closet systems 🤘😔

We are their SECOND move of the day. And going from one three story row home to another!!

Movers are superheroes. I don't know how they do it, except by being much much stronger than me

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Lucy Dacus Send in the Clowns when???