K🐝NP

The thought of how wifi and the internet works like I can’t even comprehend that shit lol

Oh wait hell yeah my actual blood draw (previous was finger stick) was 92 for fasting!

My top 5:
The Fate of Ophelia
Father Figure
Elizabeth Taylor
CANCELLED!
Opalite

Honorable mentions:
Wi$h Li$t
Honey

Tay working her Tay magic and I swear each time I listen to a song it gets better

A 100g glucose load in 5 mins is evil lmao

Doing my 3 hr glucose test this morning. Already off to a great start my fasting is 102🙃

I’m so tempted to schedule twice weekly appointments at the hair salon to simply wash and dry my hair for me bc I was fighting for my life this morning😅

I’m so upset rn from work shit that my husband made me dinner and told me I should put the Tigers game on TV so we can watch it.

For context: he hates watching baseball.

I wish Amazon would tell me which items in my cart will be on sale for prime days so I can prepare

These fuckin refs

What pregnancy safe face exfoliation product can I use bc my skin is struggling😭

The whole album is a bop 💃🏼

Omg I missed this! What a cutie🥰🥰 congrats!

I think that’s what I’m going to do!

I can’t tell for sure but I’ve been feeling more flutters especially today, I think I can feel him moving🥹

Yeah I shower in the mornings and just didn’t have time to wash my hair this morning I was running late lol

We have a shower/tub combo in our bathroom, so if I just want to wash my hair I can lean over the side of the tub, and I use the detachable shower head to wash my hair rn instead of leaning under the tub faucet

Me- comes out of the bathroom with a towel on my wet hair after fighting for my life while washing my hair over the tub

My husband- don’t you feel better now that you’ve washed your hair?

Me- I threw up half my dinner in the tub, almost shit myself, and hurt my back from bending over, so no LOL

Everyone pray they’ll waive my noncompete so I can officially sign for this new job🥲🥲

I love my therapist because she’s so real with me. I can’t remember what she was referring to today but she’s like fuck that shit🤣🤣

After 5 weeks of bleeding/spotting, I think it’s finally stopped🤞🏼

BINGO!

This forgetfulness is not okay. Today I grabbed my makeup remover out of the backseat of my car and just went back in the house and didn’t shut the door??? Like why did I do that

Same, I figured it was just something else to try to get mom’s to spend money on. Same with laundry detergent. Like Dreft smells good but I don’t want smell I want clean lol so I’ll keep using Tide

Wait there are different kinds of baby bottles washing soap? What’s wrong with Dawn?🫠

Bridesmaid today

Celebrated my brother in law and my new sister in law today🤍

Is the Doona really that bitch or should I just stick with a Graco car seat and the click in stroller

I spent 2 hours perfectly ironing these satin pajamas I’m supposed to wear to get ready with the bridesmaids tomorrow🫠 If you ever thought about doing this for your bridal party, don’t

Chicken Alfredo sounds good rn lol. But usually I take a few bites and then I’m like ehh I’m good. I do love their chocolate shakes, maybe I’ll get one tonight