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This baby is trying to take me out😅

I had sweet corn for dinner and while it tasted so good, the smell of the hot ass cobs with the leaves still on coming out of the microwave was not it🤢

Goal is to pay off my one credit card by the time baby gets here. We got this

I think the deer are eating my plants this year and that’s why they look terrible

This guy is a fucking crackpot

BREAKING: A police officer has died after he was shot by a Anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist, who opened fire near the CDC complex and Emory University in Atlanta.

Your stupid conspiracy theories are literally killing people.

a man is laying on his stomach on the ground Alt: a man is laying on his stomach on the ground

Me literally crawling across the finish line of this week

Cucumbers and beans

Things have exploded. I may have overcommitted lol

Treating myself to a chocolate shake and pizza for dinner tonight bc this week has been shit

How much would I hate my life if I worked in a neuro clinic

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

Well I might need to find a new OB now🫠 good thing the next closest delivering hospital is AN HOUR AWAY😭

Idk I just think pediatricians have enough to do in a 10 min well child check that they shouldn’t also need to remind people not to give their precious children RAW MILK 🫠

There is simply not enough to say about how bad this is. Not only will we miss out on cures for infections & things like pancreatic cancer, the US will fall behind in science, tech, economy, and while other countries will take this over it will still be slowed/delayed. It’s a national security risk!

kennedy is going to kill a lot of people

Ummmm what 😬😬

By the end of the day today, I was wanting to order a knee xray and right leg venous duplex and here I am searching for a chest xray on the order list🤣🤣 I’m so ready to have tomorrow off my brain is fried

First day of the new EMR was an absolute shit show

I also hate having a stomachache and eating makes me feel better but it’s never satisfied and I just want a burger from the bar but it’s Sunday and they’re closed now😭😭😭😭

I haven’t been too emotional this pregnancy but I lost it reading tiktok comments about women and their dad’s who love them so much and it’s going to be a surprise but we’re going to name our son after my dad so I’m just bawling

Starting a new EMR this week and I have severe Sunday scaries

To then follow up and say she needed LR instead

Saw a TikTok that someone was allergic to normal saline 🫠🫠🫠

About to buy some kids toothpaste that tastes like bubblegum or some shit because the mint taste is vile rn😩😩😩😩

I never realized how much pain my body is always in until I can’t take NSAIDs🥲 this shit sucks

“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

LIONS GAME DAY BABY

My husband was talking about putting my in-laws old ass air conditioner window unit upstairs and I was like fuck no I’ll buy a new one that thing is older than me I’m not getting legionnaires lol

Also don’t stress about deciphering what is an early pregnancy symptom. Early in our journey I’d be googling every little thing that felt weird about me and it stressed me out more bc google says literally everything could be a symptom

Not much advice bc TTC almost took me out mentally but googling things was my worst enemy, whether giving me hope and later crushed me or giving me major anxiety. After a while I would just remind myself we did our best and if it was meant to be I’d find out soon