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who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god

I will begrudgingly admit the eagle flying around Jordan hare is pretty cool

they’re safely assuming Mateer won’t play for Oklahoma

ok but that’s actually awesome

I’ve done that and pork and beans out of the can cold, both good

Green beans straight out of the can with a fork

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

It’s such a pain in the ass to clean up afterwards

good lord!

Intrigued by the truffle ponzu

85% lean from the Walmart neighborhood market! My god.

Goodness gracious I just paid $7.50 for a pound of ground fuckin round

I was seeing red. It was a happy little mongrel but it doesn’t deserve that kind of negligent treatment.

goddamn man, being old as methuselah is not an excuse to be a shitty dog owner

“Ma’am I just found your dog in the middle of the street about to get hit by multiple cars.”

“Well I can’t walk her so I just let her out at night when there aren’t many cars.”

“Ma’am you probably shouldn’t have a dog then. She deserves a better home than that.”

Jared Allen used to claim culinary institute of America

I mean, I always preferred Central Ave in Memphis but Wolverine is Canadian so he doesn’t know the best ‘cue

When I was in Alaska a bald eagle shat on my hand when I reached in to grab a tail feather from the ground

Finally reading the actual Krakoa era and wolverine’s contraband list is awesome

utterly soulless

I had no idea. That bald eagle sound is just sad man.

holy shit those bills unis are awful

He went huge on TikTok and Nashville started drooling.

god this is perfect, those woke ass procurement guys. The U.S. military was never the best because its soldiers were the strongest or meanest, it was the best because it understood supply chains and logistics and had domestic ports on both major oceans and bases scattered throughout every continent.

LA fought back. Gonna need that same energy from our homies in Chicago and Portland, but I know that’s so much easier said than done.

They really think the majority of Americans support these masked goons

Lmao

@wovenantelope.bsky.social you still got that setlist from that tiny Kashus Culpepper show we went to in Woodlawn? He’s got a new song on Bham Mtn radio and I was trying to remember if he played it during that set.