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@twesq.bsky.social

Roll Tide/Wave, Who Dat. Donate money to your local food bank. Expect typos.

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nailed the ennui, koth screens bot, i tell ya what

01.03.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an incredible post from the apple forums from 2011. The halcyon days.

01.03.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing as I get ready to pack that I have a different charging wire for my phone, watch, tablet, headphones, and laptop, all made by the same company. What the fuck happened to it just works, apple

01.03.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve seen so many killer acts there. They do Christmas movies with a mini symphony. And directly across the street is another hundred year old theater and I’m seeing Trombone Shorty there on Wednesday, floor seats

01.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw them do the entire Waiting for Columbus a couple years ago at a hundred year old theater here

01.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I was going on after dipshit got mad at Colorado.

01.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anywhere in Alabama were to get struck, it’d be Redstone Arsenal. Port of Mobile would be second on that list.

01.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He literally did one on getting the fuck off twitter 6 days ago youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?...

01.03.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And especially fuck Merrick Garland, just sayin’

01.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy puffed heaters during cautions at β€˜Dega, absolute legend

01.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a push pull with dogshit methodology. Just ragebait, don’t fall for it

01.03.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lmao

01.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Led the game for 24 seconds lol

01.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT

01.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why doomscroll on my phone when I can doomwatch bama hoops on espn lol

01.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild that this one took off like it did. I swear I first ran across it in Obama’s second term

01.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t get radicalized until Tulane when I was surrounded by 90% yankee libs

01.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus Tennessee has 23 offensive rebounds to Alabama’s 5 with 12 minutes left

01.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe already took out their leader.”

β€œYet they’re still launching air strikes? How curious. Remember when we left Iraq right after capturing Hussein and got out of Afghanistan after deposing the Taliban?”

01.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Millions of voters who don’t immediately recoil in revulsion upon hearing the term β€œregime change”

01.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alabama rest stop with Saturn rocket 1979

The welcome rest stop on the Alabama Tennessee line on I-65 by Huntsville had a Saturn 1B for decades before they had to take it down 3 years ago from deterioration, but they’re supposedly putting a replica back up.

01.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but it’s the one that is most similar to Alabama lol

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m from Alabama. I have a southern accent. It’s not egregious in most circumstance but it’s still present

28.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Been practicing:

β€œI’m actually Canadian.”

β€œThat’s not any Canadian accent I’ve ever heard.”

β€œI’m from Alberta.”

28.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Really looking forward to flying internationally next Saturday

28.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to espnnews for the bama game because Kansas Arizona is still on espn and flingball is a new one for me

28.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

uh huh bsky.app/profile/twes...

28.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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so weird that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social hasn’t posted this statement here

28.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

man I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

28.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0