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"Derek Dooley's never been good enough for the Georgia job before. Why would we start now?"

see this is outstanding messaging

Barbara used to be a weekly guest on Pawl in the late aughts and she was the quintessential “I’m a nice southern woman to your face but I say the hard r” Paula Deen type I’ve ever heard.

Corey Booker is a snake

It was about 7’ tall and solid oak. In college we were the house with the giant wooden hillbilly statue in the living room.

My friends once stole a statue of a mountain man from a home in Vestavia and displayed it in our house in undergrad for 4 years. I convinced them to return it to the porch they took it from after graduation w/ a note that said he’d been wanderin’. Still wonder what the homeowner thought about that.

“I brought x billion dollars to Georgia with the IRA. This man has been paid by taxpayers to leave every job he’s ever had because he was so bad at it”

Cam Newton and Nick Fairley got them a title*

Like 60% of Tuscaloosa county voted for the guy who got fired for Gene Chizik lol

Oh this is good.

Nip it in the bud right now. He is a loser. Associate his name with losing out the gate. Repeat ad nauseam.

Jon Ossoff’s speechwriter/campaign spokesperson has the easiest job right now. “Derek Dooley has a career losing record. He is definitionally a loser. The state of Georgia has been winning a lot lately, why would you want a loser to come in and yuck that yum?”

“John Ossoff is a career politician. I’m a career failson with a .437 lifetime win percentage.”

Herschel was much better liked than Vince’s failson, way more name recognition too

The dog whistles here are important to notice. His first pic of Ossof has him wearing a mask. His first policy reference is “boys playing girls’ sports.” This is the Tuberville playbook. Fortunately, I don’t think it’ll work as well in Georgia as it did in my dumbass state. GOTV in Atl will be key.

bro you couldn’t even shut down Vandy but tell us more about how you’ll defeat woke

Forced labor camps that are just mall food court Wendy’s

Dem consultants

gonna make my children elitists by teaching them to read one fish two fish red fish blue fish

For the AM crowd: you absolutely need to go watch Chief of War if you have Apple TV. That show kicks so much ass.

The level at which Twitter is melting the brains of the pundit class because they think they’re too smart to be susceptible to propaganda is really something to behold.

Never seen Apocalypto? Man. Mel Gibson is a massive piece of shit but that move is elite. The man understands pacing and narrative structure.

Do you like Shogun, Apocalypto, or Moana?

That scene in Apocalypto where the protagonist throws a beehive at his pursuers and flees? Chief of War recreates this with Jason Mamoa throwing a piglet and his chasers being attacked by its feral hog parent. A+ show.

I couldn’t get into it when it came out but I was in a weird headspace and definitely need to give it another try.

lol episode 2 is just one long chased scene through the Hawaiian jungle. They literally did “Apocalypto with Jason Mamoa”

Yeah set pieces on this are elite. But so far it’s good, it’s actually the type of historical drama stuff middle aged white guys like us love

Production values are high. It’s beautifully filmed.

Just came out on Apple TV with Jason Mamoa. I’m hooked. Shogun meets Apocalypto but set in Hawai’i in the late 1700s.

So Chief of War is Shogun goes Pacific Islander? I am absolutely here for that.