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Running #Nightshade and #Glaze for the first time on a piece of #Hansry art I haven't posted yet.

Not because I think ANYONE is going to try to emulate My Style (lol good luck finding one) - but because I simply don't want to be another drop in the bottomless, poisoned well of stolen creativity.

Defs the chip from the vaccine, then 😆

Apparently anyone who interacts with you who also has an online presence; if you're talking about something IRL and said friend googles it around that time, that factors into your own algo and gives that "ooh coincidence?!" feeling.

Battered old box of Trivial Pursuit Baby Boomer Edition on a charity shop shelf. It has a price tag of £3.

Trivial Pursuit Baby-Boomer Edition

Included for £3: a three-bedroom semi-detached home and £100k in additional assets.

Not included: link to a PDF copy of the rules

Their clothes are so gorgeous! That hair is lusssssh! The character design is so striking 🫶🏻😍

Just jumping in here to say HARD SAME - about all of it 🥹🫶🏻

This week has been absolute garbage and I am so sad.

All fucking relative, I know.

Now, I LOVEDDDDD Ashes the Ashes - Keeley Hawes at that point in my life was my idol. Obsessed, lol.

I stared at that poster for AGES before I read your post and I genuinely had no idea who it was. I just know she looked familiar.

Wild.

This is so soft and delicate and tender ugh GORGEOUSSSS!

hey if you're still on twitter because you think your customer base is there, no it isnt

WOAH

WOAH

WOOOAAAAHHH!

I'm so glad I got to see this before the UK stupid moderation nonsense kicked in. What a gorgeous piece of work.

Thank you so much 🥹🫶🏻

A cropped oil painting style still life of a jug and a basket full of fruit and vegetables sat on a wooden table. A cabbage and red grapes peek out from the basket. The jug is sort of half-glazed terracotta/amphora style.

39 hours of over-thinking & over-rendering in #Procreate... and now I need to put the Apple Pencil down.

Need to chuck the finished classical-style romantic portrait of #Hansry through Glaze + Nightshade before I share the whole thing; but I was particularly proud of this bit, ngl. #cabbageforhans

Illustration of a kneeling, helmeted European knight based off of a medieval illumination. The knight holds a sword in one hand and a wooden shield in another, both at their side, defeated. Their head is lulled back and an arrow is sticking from the eyehole of the helmet. Simple blood droplets surround the knight. Atop the knight reads in medieval uncial letters: "God gives his toughest battles to his weakest soldiers".

one of many relatable medieval illuminations
🧎🗡️🩸

Just burst into tears walking past a load of mature trees that had been literally cut down for a development on a parking lot. It wasn't strictly 'Paradise', but it was something.

don't make me tap the sign

and by "tap" I mean "kick" and by "sign" I mean "balls"

As ever, absolutely beautiful work. 🫶🏻

Bought a couple of pies from Cairn Lodge yesterday.

Will this pic survive the UK Online Safety Act without my having to input my ruddy blood type and retina scans into BlueSky?

And the UK Government with what you're permitted to access in general.

NO IT FUCKING ISNT ALL THE CREATIVES ARE FUCKING **BROKE**

A panoramic photograph taken on colour 35mm film of Bill's Tools, a tool shop/hardware store in Glasgow's famous Barras. The shop is on a corner and with the panoramic view you can see both fronts. The sun is shining down on the scene. The bright red colour of the store pops out along with the metal arch entrance to the Barras which is to the right of the shop. The sky above is blue with white clouds.

Going to start posting some results from this roll. First up, my personal favourite.

Bill's Tools, the Barras, Glasgow 07.2025

🎞️ @harmanphoto.co.uk Phoenix 1
📷 Panorama Wide Pic

#35mm #believeinfilm #shittycamerachallenge #photography

HE'S SO DYNAMIC - ugh how do you do it Skawdia?! Just banger after banger.

Hans is OBVIOUSLY glorious and resplendent, yes - but also that SKY?? Like a particularly tempestuous Turner painting. Gorgeousssss!!!

We are receiving desperate messages of starvation from #Gaza, including from our colleagues.

Food prices have increased 40 fold.

UNRWA has enough food for the entire population for over three months, stockpiled just outside Gaza.

Lift the siege and let aid in safely and at scale.

a man with his mouth open in a crowd of people with the year 2016 on the bottom right ALT: a man with his mouth open in a crowd of people with the year 2016 on the bottom right

YESS!!! Hoping more indies are able to do the same. Every project will have my full-chested support!

Now many times are we gonna have to dance this dance before these people learn the goddam steps.

"AI" reproduces, exacerbates, and iterates the biases and values it was trained on. Those biases and values are, largely, very bad. There for the reproductions will most often be as bad and worse.

Jfc.

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Too hot = headache
Heatwave interrupted by big storm = worse headache
Cooler = ill just take the headache I guess

I just accidentally stumbled across the actual footage on TikTok of that man being sucked into the MRI machine by his massive bike chain and... fuck.

My sis is a radiographer, so I was already scared as hell of those things. Why would anyone share that fucking video?!? I feel so, so sick.