Bam Stroker

When he licked that dudes face and called him a good boy I started chewing the damn walls

Here's some hole to help you get thru your Monday :)

Being in your 30s will have you getting excited about the most mundane shit ever. When I saw on my calendar this morning that it was time to switch out my toothbrush I was like fuck yessss

Finally replaced the wallet I've been using since I was 17. Feel like a whole new man

So true, I have a fwb I've been hooking up with for close to a decade and the sex is always damn near earth shattering because we know every little thing that drives each other crazy like the back of our hands. It's way better than a one-off fling.

I am once again thinking about Nicole Kidman's iconic performance in Stoker (2013) dir. Park Chan-wook

Need him to ruin me 😩

Slasher needs to bring back that sexy ass daddy bear from season 2 in the next season 🙏

Looooove Return of the Living Dead. And dong

My brain at least 4 times a day, every day, for no discernable reason:

One more #fatcockfriday #fcf post cuz texting with @rxd410.bsky.social keeps getting me hard 😩

I'm still cracking up at this. Can't have shit in Houston!

Never been so jealous of a toy 😩

People on there just say anything lmao

Happy #fatcockfriday gayboys 😘 #fcf #uncutcock

No offense but genius contributors have to be some of the dumbest people on the internet lol

Your lunch is ready. 🥰

Good morning gay guys in my phone

Going to the gym with a butt plug in

Sniffies is so fucking funny I'm sorry

One more for #humpday :)

Considering its reputation I find it really funny that Tubi is the one and only streaming app that actually functions properly on my tv lol

Yes Sir 🫡

Wanna add another load?

#humpday 🍑

Me. 😏

Fuuuuuck 🥵

I wish I could experience the joy dads feel when back in black by ac/dc comes on the radio

a yellow smiley face with tears coming out of it 's eyes . ALT: a yellow smiley face with tears coming out of it 's eyes .

Forgot about sunset boulevard being re-released in theaters and missed it

Ok now that I've watched them all, my ranking def goes:

01. Hatchet
02. Victor Crowley
03. Hatchet 3
04. Hatchet 2

Really not sure why everyone loves the second one so much but I can't relate. I couldn't wait for it to be over lol