John Rogers

He does petty with a halo, I love him

Good to see the referee book Alonso for his views on personal taxation there at the end.

Madrid are allergic to Conor Bradley

FUCKING GET IN. Vini Jr you cheating, crying gobshite, have that on toast you gang of Franco's favourite bellends.

The Pars: run out to the skids. Most wonderful team in Scotland

Ghost costume work a Carlsberg era Liverpool shirt, little kids goal net over head and tiny football sellotaped to head

ello reds

I will also be needing some shots on target.

They can roll it into my countersuit for emotional damages.
I will settle out of court in the currency of goals scored.

So is fede for skying that chance.

I feared as much.

Reds, please don't be shite. Have you tried not being shite? You will surely not regret not being shite.

Is this legally binding?

A man in a suit stands at a microphone which has been mounted on the roof of a van. There are loudspeakers at his feet, and a building behind him. He has an arm raised, and is flinching as projectiles are hurled at him, because he's a fucking Nazi

Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick

You're totally right it did!
I never had this in my head as the Beegeegeebees though. Wild. Excellent stuff, come at me The Afternoon, I'm ready!

[Me, a few weeks ago]
“Ooooooh look a sequel to Hollow Knight! Silksong… I loved Hollow Knight! This will be a nice way to wind down after work.”

[Me now, like Cooper from Interstellar at the fucking bookcase]
“Don’t you idiot! It will do your head in! You’ll break a thumbstick!”

Another international break. At least the injury list might come down with the extra time.

NOT THAT FUCKED!

Me in the MOT place to the tune of The Bee Gees: How fucked is my car? (…is my car, how fucked is my car, i really need to know).

Different bird, SAME DANGEROUS NECK!

As you’d imagine a lot of concern pertaining to fractures of the artist’s arm in the comments.

If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.

We get around it by calling it ‘art’ and ‘poetry in motion’ but let’s call that free kick what it was: Pornography. Smut. Absolute filth.

I have a soft spot for that building because i lit the opening.

www.lampyfromliverpool.com/va-dundee-21...

Rennie Mackintosh room at the V&A

Exactly! I am quite likely older than tiramisu (which i love dearly).

archive.is/4gwGh

I think 0415 is too early for the bins to be getting taken out. I think it’s earlier than anyone involved wants it to be happening.

Hey #motorcycle mates. Don’t snap your only ignition key in the storage box lock on your Honda NC 700S.
It results in a great sadness and an impending locksmith bill, the size of which cannot be ignored.

Fair enough, that’s a decent situation.

Yeah sound, but what do you mean the potato situation?

Attn @kirstenp.bsky.social