Blake Bisset

a kermit the frog is holding a sign that says vote . ALT: a kermit the frog is holding a sign that says vote .

Oh! And after that, if you're a legal, registered voter in the U.S., go vote tonight. As civic duties go, that is almost as important! 🧵4/4

04.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a low-risk, high-reward deal, right there. You should absolutely make this goodness happen in all our lives.

Be honest; you miss us. I know we all miss you! Make with the clicking & typing & tell us all what you're doing & learning these days. It's a civic duty!🧵3

04.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If your talk's selected, you get to come hang out with all the very best nerds to start 2026 off right!

And if your 🤯 idea is just too far ahead of the zeitgeist & it DOESN'T get selected, you still get to come hang out with all the very best nerds. Just not on our dime. 🧵2

04.11.2025 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SREcon26 Americas

9 HOURS LEFT!

Election Night in America is important, but let's talk about our REAL main event: the #Usenix #SREcon Americas #CFP deadline!

srecon26americas.usenix.hotcrp.com

Get your talk in tonight so I'll have something better than elections to argue about over Thanksgiving. 🧵1

04.11.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

22.09.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SREcon25 Americas Conference Program SREcon is a gathering of engineers who care deeply about site reliability, systems engineering, and working with complex distributed systems at scale. SREcon strives to challenge both those new to the...

@srecon.bsky.social 's #USENIX #SREcon Americas 2025 presentations are up! As always, free to the public. Check out the sessions you couldn't attend in person!

www.usenix.org/conference/s...

23.04.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've officially reached the point where my April Fool's timeline is indistinguishable from any other day of the year. And not in the fewer-shenanigans sort of way...

01.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

h8s to ruin post-@usenix @SREcon Sunday but #Kubernetes folks, CVE-2025-1974 means pod net traffic can p0wn your #k8s cluster--no creds or admin needed.

This is often your whole VPC, or even your corpnet.

This vuln's 9.8 CVSS drop your plans bad.

#hugops

kubernetes.io/blog/2025/03...

30.03.2025 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aaand that's a wrap on the USENIX #SREcon #CFP!

Thanks everyone who submitted #lightningtalks (right down to the wire, even!)

We look forward to digging through your proposals, and bringing your treasures to the world! 🤠

07.02.2024 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@Usenix @SREcon #LightningTalks deadline going twice!

The #CFP Portal will close in 3 hours at 8 PM today, Feb. 6th. You still have time to propose a lightning talk, & join the next generation of #SREcon speakers.

Don't just attend. Engage!

srecon24americaslightning.usenix.hotcrp.com

07.02.2024 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, #USENIX #SREcon attendees! The deadline for #LightningTalks #CFP submissions is 8PM PST TODAY Feb. 6th.

Get your ideas in before the window closes!

And please, amplify this on all the socials that you social. See you in San Francisco!

06.02.2024 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nudge a friend to share that hot take from lunch last week w/an audience worthy of it's brilliance. Just don't let the deadline pass by because, like the talks themselves (& unlike the movie Highlander II) it will go by faster than you expect or want! See you in SF!😎 3/3

05.01.2024 09:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get that thought you've been knocking around in your head out in front of people for some feedback. Or clarify that one nagging point from the talk you saw last year, or share that One Weird Trick to Make Everything More Reliable. Seed a conversation, or settle one. 2/3

05.01.2024 09:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey #usenix #SREcon! It's time for the lightning round, where the topics are singular & the talks are to the point.

The Call For (Lightning!) Participation is officially open, & we're accepting proposals until Tuesday, February 6, 2024, 8:00 pm PST srecon24americaslightning.usenix.hotcrp.com 1/3

05.01.2024 09:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0