Gwen, trans chaos goblin

A picture of the green Duolingo owl making a face that causes me great discomfort

If I had to see the fucking ahegaowl then you do too

Yes shut up I know this scene happens BEFORE the ents sack Isengard but it was the closest thing to That One Picture that I could find

A picture of Grima Wormtongue whispering in Decrepit Theoden’s ear

“My lord, an ent has hit the Second Tower”

Look, obviously I'm going to feed both the wolves, they're my wolves and I'm not a shitty pet owner.

two men are standing in front of a window and the word leverage is on the screen Alt: Eliot and Hardison doing their secret handshake

It’s a very distinctive ruleset

How dare you lmao

It’s giving

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.

POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

Yoooooo this fucking rules

MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

TREBEK: You may see them crawling up walls, but you cannot kill them in a way that matters.
me: who are the Chinese psychedelic mushroom people
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You still control the board.

Mpreg is so cool; I wish women could get pregnant too

Guys I got broken up with over a pregnant cartoon rabbit 😭

All of this nonsense is burying the lede on the more important question, namely: who the fuck has been rawdogging the White Rabbit??

Here’s to two more years, darling 😘

I regret to inform you all that I am still very much in love with this horrid little gremlin

I long for the sweet release of death

I’m sorry but I had to hear the words “Beer pong but with piss and the cup is your mouth” with my ear holes and YOU’RE playing the victim here???

A picture of a Stitch bong in a store window

Holy shit guys I just found Experiment Four Two Zero

Gym leader Saw Gerrera be like “we’re the Rhydon, kid”

Act 2 is five minutes but Act 1 takes all goddamn day

Do I really want to walk into traffic or have I just not taken my meds today: a mystery in two acts

COME SEE ME DESIGN A FATAL FRAME COCKTAIL

A selfie of me wearing trans d20 earrings and a spiked collar

Happy New Year to all the queers in my phone 💜

A picture of Boyle from Brooklyn 99 saying “Yeah, Bullets Over Broadway was on TV and I came down with a big ol’ Dianne Wiest infection”, followed by a picture of Jake Peralta looking disgusted and disappointed

BORN TO YEAR
2025 IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2026
428,272,837 DEAD YEARS

It’s only Eggnoggin’ if it comes from the “Future Trans Girl” region of France; otherwise it’s just sparkling fellatio

Got head at the Christmas party call that eggnoggin'

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