abolish flesh

MAGNIFICENT

i need good poos AND demonic voices!!!!

been fixing my micronutrients the last couple weeks: my urge to schizopost has dropped dramatically and my poos have been exquisite

why must these be mutually exclusive 😭

but why! why! why! at least with things you pay for you can understand them trying to get you to pay your way back to quality but autocorrect is autocorrect no matter the model of phone!!!!!!!

i don’t have time — it used to work, it used to work fast, why not go back to the old calculations so it works?

autocorrect for “potato” and “salmon”

remembering the time i ran out of tonkatsu sauce and youtube told me to “easily make your own” with worcestershire sauce, ketchup, and sugar

thank you

i can see as many blood moons as i want just by parting my arse cheeks in the mirror~~

we should stop people being attracted to one another

they chiselled soft clay!

there’s no way in hell our ancestors were getting all these micronutrients in the 1500s n shit 🫩

“life in a dying siberian village” youtubes and they eat better than i do and have more space and tools for their hobbies

realising my cat can’t even comprehend his own symmetry…

Sacred
War
In
The
Crotch of
Hormuz
2

there is only home

please clap

the killer in scream 7’s AI filter giving scott foley beautiful plump elbow pit veins

you cut a big sweet potato in half, roast that shit face down for forty minutes, get some skin-on salmon and asparagus in there a bit later on, some salt n whatever, cut half an avocado into it when it all comes out, splash a lemon juice, pepper, mate, what a meal

me trying to use bluesky

we’ll all be better off, including you, and you know it

i’m sorry that i need this to happen to you

it’s cute when it’s said lightly but has some real venom, a real hateful set a balls on it when it’s hissed through angry teeth

it’s too normalised by people on the street

we need an n word for gay people 💖

i’m definitely not capable of or interested in becoming a lizard guy

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

a new type of cat is being developed that will free us from the tyranny of today’s common house cat, and the new cat will have none of the old problems and it will in fact have many, many new features

you’re texting me right this minute……….

no no no that’s wrong i spent mine today texting and sleeping and i genuinely feel better for it