So, how many of you MAGA idiots actually believed that the GOP would put forth and support a bill that would remove tax on tips and overtime? And how many of you jumped at the opportunity to spread lies about them doing so this week?
THIS is why we say you're fucking stupid and talk down to you.
27.02.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The fact that Elon Musk thinks that tweeting things like "RIP USAID" is sufficiently transparent enough for a fake government agency for us to not question what he is doing and why tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about how fucking stupid he thinks we are.
And if you buy that, he's right.
12.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All those hicks who've been bitching for the last 4 years about gas being too expensive for their gender-affirming trucks sure are real fucking quiet on this collapsing economy they voted for.
03.02.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're all being told to "take the high road" by the corporate media until this crisis is over with as if these fascist bastards are going to leave anything for us at the end of it.
This will NOT end with Trump. We must be ready to get dirty because they will NOT hand over unlimited power.
31.01.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"What? So now everyone you disagree with is a nazi?"
No, but everyone defending, gaslighting us, or silent about those who are openly tossing out Nazi salutes are.
You are the company you keep: Fuck Nazis, fuck the Confederacy, fuck the KKK, fuck the GOP, fuck MAGA, and fuck Trump.
25.01.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
He cancelled cancer research.
He made the air force stop teaching about the Tuskegee airmen.
He’s not arresting criminal migrants, he’s arresting workers.
He cleared out 12 heads of departments that monitor government waste and corruption.
Dum dum news drunk rapist is Secretary of defense. Day five
25.01.2025 14:13 — 👍 1004 🔁 230 💬 57 📌 7
Prior to Sunday, it was misogynistic to refer to cis men and boys as girls because it was usually intended as an insult. If one were to start using female pronouns to refer to Trumpanzees to mock them for passing such a stupid fucking executive order, is that misogynistic?
22.01.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222....
According to Trump's order, we're all women. 🤦🏼♂️
This is what happens when you elect stupid vicious fascists who fill their cabinet with anti-intellectual bigoted oligarchs.
Fuck Donald J. Trump.
22.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
1500 violent insurrectionists, many of whom belong to hate groups, we're pardoned on the same day Elon tosses out a fascist salute. It's going to be a long 4 years of countless outrageous behaviors, treason, and criminality followed by vicious gaslighting.
21.01.2025 12:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gonna love seeing MAGA go wild over the next 4 years as I deadname the shit out of Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico.
20.01.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You'd have to be a special kind of stupid if you think Trump is going to refund his supporters' travel expenses with the leftover inauguration funds he saved by moving it indoors 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first people he's fucking over are his own voters!
18.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.01.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He's clearly trying to avoid the self-humiliation of having a smaller crowd size than Obama for the 2nd time. Nobody ever gave a shit about attendance data until he started lying incessantly about it in 2016. 🙄
The stupid bastard did it to himself.
18.01.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!
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