Chris Jasko

I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.

Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.

What a player, what a career.

Columbus Crew’s elimination means Darlington Nagbe has played his final game.

Salute to a certified legend.

it's a poorly photoshopped faux movie poster riffing on "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers" in honor of the columbus-cincinnati mls soccer rivalry series known colloquially as hell is real you see, it's funny because the title has been changed to HELLoween, as a play on hell is real, and the subhead has been altered to "the curse of daniel gazdag", and that's humourous because gazdag, who was a prolific scorer for the philadelphia union, has struggled to make an impact in the crew's attack... and so the implication is that he's cursed or something also, instead of the iconic michael myers mask, daniel gazdag's visage, flanked by a scary knife, is on the poster some other fun little touches are the new tagline, "true terror never scores", which is another poke at gazdag, and, instead of saying "coming soon" at the bottom of the poster, which is what you'd likely expect for a movie poster, the text reads "GOALING SOON?", which again, is another little goof about gazdag anywho, fc cincy sucks go crew

Happy Helloween, kiddos!

#hellisreal

Maybe the Bengals should just punt whenever they get the ball?

An ancient photograph shows four fresh-faced teens seated at a table as they pose for the camera. They don't believe time will come for them, but it will. HARD. One child pretends to be asleep as he flips off the camera. He is not as cool as he thinks he is.

Oh no, @mjdonnelly.bsky.social, we got old.

The shopping cart boss in Silksong is crazy. Any tips?

steam no work me want silksong give me now

ope

Chugged a Celsius and scarfed down two bowls of cheese puffs and now I feel like shit. What the hell, man?

YouTube video by Caribou CARIBOU - You Can Do It

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Oh crap. It's almost time to start thinking about the Cincinnati Bengals way too much.

YouTube video by ewjxn 1991 Speedway Convenience stores "Around the corner around the country" TV Commercial

Bah gawd! That's Speedway's music!

youtu.be/UMJt5ca-i-A?...

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Okay, I'll bite. What's the World Cup?

American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only — The Nutmeg News NEBRASKA - The United States Men’s Soccer Team (USMNT) supporters group American Outlaws announced a partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to ensure that their 2026 World Cup supp...

American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only

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going dad mode (standing on front porch as big storm rolls through)

presumptive canadian PM and conservative leader pierre poilievre smiles as he loses his seat in carleton during the 2025 election the cbc shows poilievre trailing his liberal opponent, bruce fanjoy, by 3,793 votes oooooh nooooo

Maybe a little hope.

C'mon, Michael, not even a smidge of excitement? You know, just as a little treat while democracy collapses.

repost the first album you bought with your own money

this is not a joke

former USMNT manager Gregg "Gigi" Berhalter smiling posted for no reason in particular

Only really ever in the Open Cup

YouTube video by T-Virus Terrance Bret Hart Entrance (WWE 1997)

the Canadians leave America victorious

a fresh loaf of sourdough bread awaits consumption on a cooling rack a banneton, bamboo cutting board, towel, and pumpkin (for some reason) clutter the flour-dusted table in the background some idiot didn't do a good job of brushing excess flour off the dough before baking it he will improve

everything bad bad not good, bake bread

That is a BANGER from Djordje Mihailovic, a nasty free kick whipped past Hugo Lloris and into the spiders' domain for 2-0 'Pids. #CCCFever

guillermo—a bright yellow, 3D-printed duck figuirine—rests on a faux-wood desktop guillermo urges you to drink plenty of water

quack

a cup of freshly brewed, piping-hot coffee in a white mug with blue decorations depicting an old fashioned spice grinder, butter churn, lantern, and flowers(?) rests on a restored wood bar at salt block biscuit co the vibes are cute the coffee is tasty order a cinnamon roll or a biscuit and gravy

I HAD LOTS OF COFFEE TODAY

We have reached new levels of madness when an unelected, non senate-confirmed private citizen is overseeing an effort to overhaul or possibly end a congresionally mandated arm of our government.
This is real trouble for the separation of powers, and with it, our basic democratic institutions.

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

a mustard-colored t-shirt—designed & printed in columbus, ohio by the fine folks at supporter supply co.—warns you—NAY!—commands you to not listen to aces radio, a garbage buffalo bills podcast produced by a bunch of ignorant sluts

Gimme that goo.

a tallboy of rhinegeist truth bomb, a 9.5% imperial ipa, is held above a grungy faux wood floor a yellow lab puppy, softly focused in the background, watches and awaits the impending mistakes the drinker will make

mistakes will be made