Aside from politics, the dumbest things I've ever seen I saw while watching gay porn.

Baptise me with cum

This dick is always hard!

Do I have ADHD or am I just constantly horny?

If "ifs" and "buts" were dicks and butts, every day would end in a daisy chain.

Reed Richards let me stretch out dat bussy challenge.

A sure-fire way to get me to fuck you is to ask me to fuck you.

My phone screen feels weird. Must have cum on it.

Me: I need to rub one out, real quick!

Also me:

Hot! Made my cock leak.

Trying to get things done while also jerking off never seems to end well.

. . . until the room STINKS!!!

I like being naked as much as possible. Especially in the company of others.

My balls are sweaty!