I hear boomers are still waiting for their Trump phone! Hahahah
25.11.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@genxmuser.bsky.social
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I hear boomers are still waiting for their Trump phone! Hahahah
25.11.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just in case you arenβt aware: the supreme court is about to rule if trump can use the military against US citizens.
17.11.2025 03:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all I know is that gives new meaning to the big beautiful bill!
15.11.2025 05:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don was over at Epstein for Thanksgiving while president. Gave Clinton a bj, and Megan Kelley is normalizing pedophilia. Bingo card is getting full.
14.11.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs gotta suck knowing you voted in a pedo. now quit trying to normalize pedophilia to save your vote.
13.11.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The MAGAmethheads certainly donβt know the difference between a communist and a democratic socialistβ¦ and it shows. must be the value of that catholic school education. Hahahaha
07.11.2025 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ohβ¦ and FTR: Bidenβs ceasefire lasted longer that Trumpβs.
28.10.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Democrats really are stupid with their messages and just let all the MAGA lies fly. Shutdown: Trump told repubs NOT to negotiate and if you break rank, you will be done. Thatβs why thereβs a shutdown. Dems are too stupid to bring that up.
28.10.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is proving over and over again that he only cares about himself by taking out his sonβs coke supply
25.10.2025 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta laugh at the US Cattle Industry rn. FAFO you dumb rednecks. We warned you. Hahaha
22.10.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Trump is telling repubz to stay strong and donβt negotiate, you canβt blame the shutdown on the Demz
21.10.2025 21:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now Israeli drone strikes reported in southern Gaza? Did Trump lie about peace in the Middle East?
14.10.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember when Israel broke the ceasefire they agreed to under Biden. Wellβ¦ Israel just killed 5 in Gaza City today.
14.10.2025 11:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Under trump, chocolate has doubled in price just in time for Halloween!
13.10.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry farmers. We donβt do socialism or communism. Pull your MAGA bootstraps up you losers.
12.10.2025 11:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you hook me up with a fancy airplane, Iβll let you build a military base in our heartland.
11.10.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey coal miners. The guy you suck off and voted for took away your free black lung screenings. Hahahahahah
11.10.2025 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In other news Donald Jr has asked daddy to stop blowing up his deliveries coming from Venezuela
07.10.2025 18:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting my 4 month journey on Duolingo. Thanks for the heads up Bad Bunny!
06.10.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0so excited Trump is giving our tax dollars to bailout Argentina rather than help Americans. Keep tariffing us to death, orange man
01.10.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Republicans shut down a Republican government but blame radical left. Let that sink in
01.10.2025 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In other news, Grindr is now the official dating app for MAGA
30.09.2025 18:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Prediction: MAGA freaks out over Bad Bunny @ Super Bowl and Trump targets NFL/Goodell
29.09.2025 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a heads up to all WW2 vets still alive. Trump has declared war on you ANTIFA guys. I, on the other hand, still thank you for your service.
23.09.2025 18:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump cancels spending talks with Democrats. Their main job is to collaborate with all sides to do the best for the public. Remember this when more shit continues to go downhill.
23.09.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For a group that campaigned against cancel culture, MAGA sure does embrace it.
15.09.2025 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those posting about Charlie Kirkβs βChristianityβ are fake xians too. They donβt walk the walk. Fake AF
12.09.2025 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me more about how Charlie Kirk was a good Christian. Show me where he walked with the actions of Jesus. He was not a xian. He demonized non-whites, gays, etc.
12.09.2025 14:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every House Rules Republican voted to block the Epstein Transparency Act from advancing. I wonder what they are hiding?
09.09.2025 16:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0QOTD: 64% of Arkansas farmers voted for Trump, at the present rate because of tariffs, one third of them will be bankrupt by this time next year.
Their solution? They want money from the government. So again, it's not socialism when I get money, just when everybody else gets it...