FBS

Here's the full 3 minute pelican delay so you can have closure (h/t @sickoscommittee.org)

please tell me you weren't using Continuous High on the moon

a car dealer as Comptroller. how much farther can a state fall

what big eyes you have

not sure if this is a candy bar or a cold medicine

lucky guess

hmmm time for another round of Speeding Discourse on the blue site?

at least it will be over!

A television showing Morrowind with lots of cliff racers flying at you. One has come out of the television and is flying directly towards you. Hands have come up defensively, but too late. Text says "nowhere is safe".

denoused in the chromatorium

Feist rules

Tiny grey and buff bird with black cap and chin and white cheek is standing on the snow with a chunk of peanut in its tiny beak. Bird looks quite pleased with this treasure.

Chickadees mostly focus on the sunflower seeds, but now and then they snag a peanut from the feeder - what a prize! #birds #FeederWatch 🌿

Charlie Kirk Agrees To Meet With Ali Khamenei

That’s the look of a guy thinking this defence seems different than the last one I played behind.

welcome back to reality, Hellebuyck

First goal alert - congrats Salomonsson! #nhljets

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

Longhair dilute gray tabby Elvis flopped over on his right side, a rainbow cat toy on the carpet in front of him

TGIFCF

mcnulty from the wire: "hey, you play in the dirt, you get dirty."

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink

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maybe this makes MacKinnon feel a little better

interesting that the Cubans broke the story themselves

if he wants out it's pretty easy, declining to be recognized as an individual for a team achievement writes itself. the PR move is obvious

REMEMBER ME!!! 🔥

Kif and Fry being alarmed and Zapp being into it

You’d be midway through Amazon Women in the Mood, you’d be at the snu snu faces

You’re watching the state of the union when you can watch Futurama season 3? keep on making great life decisions

we had a ferret in our 8th grade class, my takeaway was "cool but way too stinky"

even the canary we had in 5th grade that would fly around and poop on your papers was more tolerable than that

missing Blake Wheeler right now tbh

...he didn't touch it, did he?