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Michael

@mikeymike1287.bsky.social

✨️ 37 ✨️ Nerd ✨️ Cat dad ✨️ ✨️ Just a lil guy 😇 ✨️ He/Him ✨️ 18+ ✨️ 🇵🇸

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Someone once said she looks like she smells like egg salad and thats forever in mine 😭

02.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Its been 20 years and I still hate Emma Nelson

02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Right before I took a bong rip that caused me to feel like my soul left my body.

02.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 168    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

Hmmm

28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll pirate it but Spyglass isn't getting my money after firing Melissa Barrera for supporting Palestine.

27.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read a plot synopsis for Scream 7 and honestly it seems meh.

26.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I juat need a free day to go get blood work done so I can get on Wegovey 😭

19.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll be a Stephen Demarco hater til I die but everything after his lil "mmm hmm" was objectively hilarious.

18.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whenever someone begins a comment on a social media post thats gone outside the scope of a queer space with "as a gay man" I know its probably going to be followed with some delusional pick me bullshit.

18.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So that was a cluster fuck

17.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I contemplate deleting my social media presence but I know I'd get bored

17.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well?

17.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

red flag when a bear listens to primarily male singers

15.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

What are those?

16.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching both Heated Rivalry and Wuthering Heights in one weekend is an incredibly bipolar thing to do lol

16.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm watching Primate rn

15.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I finished Heated Rivalry and it was cute. The fan base however is obnoxious.

15.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I had to Google her before I realized she's Shauna lol

14.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It also seems super unhealthy

13.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started Heated Rivalry. I do not care for the Scott/Kip manic u-haul relationship 🫣

13.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmmm I refuse to take responsibility for him

11.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While its is an elected government i didnt elect any of these idiots so the yall should be they 😭

11.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Im still processing this weeks episode. How is everything going to wrap up next week? Stephen better get hit by a car or something.

11.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Yall" is crazy work tbh

11.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please dont send your demons here. We have enough shit on our plate to worry about 😭

11.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My therapist approved of using Tell Me Lies to explore what narcissistic abuse looks like and process trauma lol

10.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My whole upper body kinda does tbh

07.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They way I become a different person if I don't get a little sweet treat after dinner should be studied.

07.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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He's so cuddly today

07.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 77    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think the toughest lesson I've learned in the last few years is its ok to miss someone. You don't have to reach out or fix it. The connection mattered, even if the relationship ultimately ended.

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