Crystal

Just fyi I have her dexcom monitor on my phone. Lol

Not exactly. I moved out here a couple of months before she graduated hs - so she stayed with her dad. It was a different kind of vomit inducing anxiety. But also the same.

a man in a white turtleneck is dancing in a pink room with a lanyard around his neck . ALT: a man in a white turtleneck is dancing in a pink room with a lanyard around his neck .

Watching with 16.

💙

I think that’s Jennifer Jason Leigh 🤣 but I’m leaning more towards the murder lady anyway 😝

🤣

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

Seriously? Does he even hear himself?

How I dress for a Friday night.

What movie have you seen an unhealthy number of times?

Show me your quick getaway vehicle.

Oh good god. If that was my costco 🤣
I do use instacart a lot but right now I can’t afford to spare any extra money. 😔
it’s literally 8 minutes away. With traffic. I can suck it up for a bit lol

So much scamming too.
I’ve seen so many fake job postings for my company alone … like wtf.

It’s usually like that. I must have gotten there early enough? I dont know lol. I’m not complaining

lol it actually wasn’t bad. I was in & out in 10 minutes even.

But first, Costco on a Saturday morning because I need olive oil so I can make vegan aioli for my patatas bravas tomorrow (Chef Jose Vegetables Unleashed 😉 - so good) because it’s so worth the work.
Pray for my soul. 😝

I didn’t get to go last year bc I was sick.
The year before I had C’s kids. It was WILD 🤣
It was fun though. G rode a mechanical bull and I played life sized hungry hungry hippos 🤣

Company family picnic today.
Gotta make the grand goblin look extra cute so they remember he needs a home 🤣

It’s also obnoxious as fuck - with the Chad-level pretentiousness seeping out of every other post coming from “hiring experts” 😂

But mostly it’s just depressing.
But the jobs report was fake. 🧐

Fb may have the propaganda memes shared by Brenda from high school.
Threads may be doomscrolling central.
But LinkedIn is the most depressing social media platform around.

Logging on to bsky.

Eh, yeah. Happy to be working, but it’s like a black cloud hanging over my head knowing it’s only 2 months. I just want to relax.

last line first: I don’t have a cheese making ghost.

picked up my robe that I had very recently been wearing without issue from my couch & tossed it on bed. What looked like goat cheese was falling onto the floor.

This morning: toddler yogurt pouch in the cushion of my couch.

Kids are gross.

Which is fantastic bc 16 wants to watch more Severance when they get home. 🤣

Im not on the verge of tears for the first time all week.
I may have had help. But whatever.

It’s 75.
I’m on my patio.
My arms are cold. 🤣

This is who runs this account.

That’s the beauty of them.

It’s fine. I knew it was coming. Fecking Virginia. But just… seriously 🤣