*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasnβt very popular with the authorities
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasnβt very popular with the authorities
Jason Paladino @jason_paladino Cole's usernames online were: - USAForever -America1 -patriotism4usa -Brony1Delta and -Lam_Hot4_Cock Kyle Griffin Griffin@@kylegriffin1.6h BREAKING on MS NOW: Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his ... 9:28 AM β’ Dec 5, 2025 β’ 692 Views
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
05.12.2025 22:04 β π 1326 π 245 π¬ 99 π 95It really is amazing that the president has a noticeable an unexplained physical ailment that is disfiguring his right hand and there's no reporting about it. The White House's line is that it's from Trump shaking too many hands! Something is clearly being covered up.
05.12.2025 22:08 β π 5458 π 1108 π¬ 440 π 86It's so weird how the words "composed" and "comprised" have now merged and migrated. The original meaning of "comprised" is no longer used, and instead is incorrectly used in place of "composed," even among journalists and educators. Why did this happen? "Comprised" was pretty obscure 10 years ago.
05.12.2025 22:18 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 9 π 1Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Sabrina walking the dog
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
05.12.2025 20:05 β π 27314 π 4375 π¬ 211 π 409FFXIV Machinist level 50 job quest "Rage against the Machinists"
Over a decade just for this joke to come back around
05.12.2025 17:20 β π 1388 π 869 π¬ 7 π 5The CEO of Palantir.
05.12.2025 12:22 β π 3398 π 1113 π¬ 1463 π 1065I think itβs bad that leaders of companies are visibly up to their gills in stimulants now. Did nobody tell them that, contrary to how they make you feel, those things make you stupid? This is why everyone needs some fuck up friends growing up, to teach them that thereβs no good way to abuse drugs.
05.12.2025 14:05 β π 706 π 114 π¬ 9 π 13wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
05.12.2025 19:21 β π 22317 π 3673 π¬ 1043 π 275This was found on Facebook Marketplace.
04.12.2025 13:39 β π 166 π 57 π¬ 5 π 0LIVE NOW: Despite computer issues, stream is live! Brave Fencer Musashi as I probably will also talk about my trip going to the moon (Japan) now that I'm back. twitch.tv/NYSnarkExcha...
05.12.2025 01:30 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
03.12.2025 20:20 β π 2569 π 644 π¬ 46 π 35NEWS: Democrat Mary Robichaux has defeated Republican incumbent Kurt Wilson in a runoff election to become the next Mayor of Roswell, Georgia. A major upset and another sign of shifting suburban politics in the South.
03.12.2025 04:49 β π 6266 π 1223 π¬ 93 π 65i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing
03.12.2025 03:18 β π 10313 π 1018 π¬ 85 π 44PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
02.12.2025 19:41 β π 1447 π 201 π¬ 116 π 31lotta people claim to be marxists on the internet, and when you actually talk to them about basic material analysis, suddenly they become vibe marxists who really just want things to be the way that they want them to be, rather than understanding how things got to be that way and how to deal with it
02.12.2025 21:24 β π 90 π 13 π¬ 6 π 1[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
02.12.2025 13:54 β π 2037 π 596 π¬ 32 π 16The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
02.12.2025 15:08 β π 35945 π 7730 π¬ 598 π 357A black and white photo of a great egret. It stands on a large root with some grass around it. The sun lights upon its neck and chest from behind mostly, causing almost a halo effect. Behind is a mostly still pond reflecting bits of sunlight.
Alan and Rob's #BirdOfTheDay alternate theme today is #mono, so here's an great egret that I really liked.
#photography #birds #classicmono #egrets
[Lake County, Illinois USA]
Ready to dive
#birds #snow #wildlife #nature
my trips to LA are short but sweet
02.12.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MONDAY BLUES - STELLAR'S JAY
Most blue coloration in animals results from structural color, a phenomenon where nanoscale structures (little sponge-like holes & keratin walls inside the feather that are only 200β300 billionths of a meter in size) interact with light.
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#wildlife #photography
My nigga Rocko the Raven.
At my previous Job he'd hop over to my bench overlooking the water and we'd sit and talk while I fed him fried chickenπ€·πΎββοΈπ€£. Mans was smart as hell. I could tell it was him by his lil d*ddybop.
An adorable βcow catβ who is white with black spots and green eyes on a red checkered blanket.
I just found out there is a BEAUTIFUL senior cat named MRS. DOUBTFIRE up for adoption in Centre County, Pennsylvania! So, of course, I had to spread the word.
If youβre in Central Pennsylvania, please help this elegant lady find a home!
centrecountypaws.org/cats/adopt
A Great Egret hunches low over the water ready to strike an unsuspecting fish.
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Reflections. Here's a Great Egret hunting with a reflection.
#Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #PhotographersUnited #Egret #EastCoastKin
Watercolour painting of a cat called Peanut, along with the photo I did it from. #cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #watercolour #painting
28.11.2025 20:10 β π 4872 π 292 π¬ 143 π 15Conservatives are funny when they're like "I'm conservative because leftists are so annoying" buddy as a leftist I can guarantee I find them way more annoying than you'll ever know
29.11.2025 05:35 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Real homies go back, after they venmo you, to get The Sky: Yoshitaka Amano Final Fantasy art book 1st edition
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