all men are cremated equal

Photo in the style of Mamdani campaign logo that says “Bella! Where the hell have you been loca?”

not very many dicks in this dictionary

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

ICE should have to wear that blue camo they sold at Gadzooks

@holz-bau.bsky.social

A photo taken during daytime from across the street of a parallel parked cyber truck on a city neighborhood street. It has an iridescent pink/blue paint job. It is probably embarrassing to be related to the driver of the vehicle.

lipstick on a pig

Post a meme made by you

Motörhead. “Killed by Death.” 1984. Birmingham UK. The band played this gig for a kids morning TV show called The Saturday Starship. Props to the camera dude for the Lemmy closeups — practically touching wart 🤣

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Away from Her

The More You Know graphic but make it Lexapro 💫

Tonight I learned my love language is a wrestler in a cowboy hat yelling at me from inside the ring “I’m gonna bend you over these ropes!”

Passing a jail with pandemic-produced “heroes work here” signs should tell you all you need to know about this country

this Biden weed debate really shows that people who live outside of the DMV know fuck all about the District of Columbia.

Woman having a meltdown in front of Sweetgreen bc it’s 12:15 and “the salads were supposed to be ready at 1215 and they app says they haven’t even started preparing them!” should be all the evidence we need to never have to work in offices again

A middle school girl stopped me while I was in CVS to tell me I was really pretty and honestly Whitney was right the children are our future.

If you go with me on a date to the demolition derby you will experience me at my most extreme and either fall madly in love with me or want to push me off a cliff. There’s no in between.

CDC advises you no longer have to protect ya neck

2022 really tried to break me but then I got news that City of Caterpillar is releasing a new record next month

What the fuck do men carry in their filled to the brim backpacks on the way to their office jobs?

frantically googles “Nathan Fielder height”

I just discovered the entire Home Movies series is on HBOMax so it’s safe to say I’m not leaving my apartment this weekend.

A car pulled up next to me while I was waiting for the bus. Windows down. Ben Shapiro blasting on his radio. How embarrassing for you my dude.

goblin mode ain’t got nothing on gremlin mode

The only prompt a dating app ever needs is “do you wear a mask when flying when there’s no mask mandate”

Ozzfest ‘99 Woodstock ‘99
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arson
toxic masculinity
some god awful nü metal bands