@femoralfiend.bsky.social
Biological anthropologist and osteology enjoyer 🩻
Skitters has begun asking for crickets after every meal. Problem is, it doesn't know the word for "cricket" and is instead demanding "crunchi frogge" so that's what I'm dealing with right now
04.06.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caved and got Skitters a talking keyboard, and now it won't shut up. Someone please take this abomination away from me.
31.05.2025 11:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skitters has expressed an interest in Fluentpet Talking Buttons. Good idea? Of course not, but I'm so curious...
21.05.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You don't 😡
18.05.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you stop a Tremere from drowning?
18.05.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0You take your foot off his neck!
18.05.2025 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey guys. How do you stop a Ventrue from drowning?
18.05.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Talon's slacking on the job then?
18.05.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess now my question is what are you obsessed with?
17.05.2025 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey man, I just think they're cool and beautiful and... Okay, is existence even worth anything if you're not obsessed with something?
17.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's totally a fancy prison
17.05.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I asked it and it tried to bite me so... Yes?
16.05.2025 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Want a wingman? I could use a drink after the week I've had
16.05.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bite him
16.05.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gave Skitters a spare jar of teeth. It seems to like the sound they make when it rattles them around.
16.05.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Developing an enrichment schedule to prevent Skitters from stealing my shit again. Any suggestions?
15.05.2025 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not until I fully understand what it's capable of
15.05.2025 12:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would prefer you didn't
15.05.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Awesome, gives us a bit of time to start putting aside bail
15.05.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Perfect, call me if you get arrested
15.05.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well at least there's that
15.05.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fully clothed, right?
15.05.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The best trade. Maybe ever, in the history of trades 🍊😝
14.05.2025 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll trade you some Protean for a bit of Obfuscate
14.05.2025 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unliving hive!!!
14.05.2025 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tell me more about this wheel shape experiment
13.05.2025 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I swear to Caine if Skitters knows enough about the world to hate the Tremere...
13.05.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apparently Skitters has the nonverbal intelligence of a four year old. Also a deep hatred for triangles. Like the shape. Your guess is as good as mine.
13.05.2025 19:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get Talon to do it, nothing could possibly go wrong
13.05.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
