Cowboy Menace

SuperCell is a Finnish game company. Finland also fought on the same side as Germany in WW2. Makes you think what ideas the devs' grandfathers put in their heads at a young impressionable age

Clash Ranked is so cool, heres 8 opponents with decks that hard counter yours in a row. Also no level cap cuz fuck you.

Walking through a parking lot where every single person is in their car filming themselves screaming about politics

Pages is gonna get sent to Pittsburgh with a bunch of bullpen guys and maybe Tyler Glasnow for Paul Skenes

Michael Conforto was taken off the Dodger Postseason Roster, so in resposne half the starting lineup is honoring by not hitting for fucking SHIT #dodgers

Really cant wait for the NYC mayoral race to be over, having to care about nyc politics has been nauseating. Main Character Syndrome City

im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

Joe Davis is the worst announcer to be calling the world series. Vin Scully always kept a neutral tone, this dude Joe is twerking in the booth

Lol they really gave kershaw his moment that he couldnt possibly fuck up

Teddy would hunt that guy for sport if he knew how he was appropriating his image

HE HAS A TR AVI JESUS CHRIST!
HES LIKE ONE OF THE MOST SOCIAL, BIG GOVT PRESIDENTS EVER

Everyone is 12 theory undefeated
You wanna fight the flood with master chief by joining Ice? Of course you do youre 12

Before we went to the no kings protest my aunt just asked everyone in the car "when is someone gonna do it?" And you can imagine what she meant by Do It

Its kinda reassuring theres a nation wide constituency of Wine Moms who want trump to be quartered by horses but also will say "good im glad hes dead" regarding kirk

Just voted 6 times illegally for zohran mamdani and i live in Nova Scotia

Will going full dirty cop who harasses a law office had me dying

The new chapo DnD is very good

I think i know that new pokemon girls ass better than my own father's face at this point

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

he is survived by his many hoes

Botted the likes? Don't care, now lemme know when they frotted the dy- [gets yanked off stage by a large hook]

Whats funny about Platner is that i don't know which state hes running for, and George soros already paid me to illegally vote more than once in whichever election hes running in. Geez George tell me where hes running first!

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

"I dont like riot but I liked arcane" congrats you are a pig easily swayed by slop cuz you dont have standards

Doing a mandatory yearly sexual harassment training and they had a segment about riot games' sexual harassment lawsuit
Its so sick they made a sapphic cartoon show to make their hog fans forget about all that

MLB jerseys look so bad right now that knockoffs look way better. Like look at this fuckin patch! Its ironed on! Where's the stitching!

Honestly kinda beast of pat to say "no we all said the n word, Matt just edited his out"

Lmao

Can totally buy that and also believe the next liberal president being like "we are going to keep it because unlike drumpf we dont destroy legacies"

When has trump EVER planned for the long haul