I think I’ve done it. I’ve accidentally girl bossed too close to the sun with the amount of BLs I’ve consumed that now my entire tiktok is in Mandarin. (Which is weird bc all the shows I watch are Thai??)

The way my life needs to be a case study/biopic??? My long lost bastard uncle that I’ve only known for the last year is in a cult that worships Cthulhu and studies quantum physics but in kind a a racist way? WHAT??

Mr Marble died if any of you talk to me in the next week I will punch you square in the face

Caesar dressing and bread just by itself could sustain me for life Caesar Cardini RIP or I would keep that pussy ate

I just remembered pic4pic and I’m embarrassed for all of us

I’m horny, who’s helping?

Illiteracy is a huge problem you guys, it’s not her fault she can’t read the room 🥺

Does anyone know what to do with super heavy bricks?

People always think my eyes are red bc I’m high. Nah fam, I’m a Pisces I’ve just been crying fr lmao

They got me too babes

What do you mean they’re not doing a second series of Revenged Love!???

Slay those vamps, Buffy

Never beating the twink allegations I fear

Charli changed her album covers back btw if u even cared

Just had to teach my mom about poppers… happy hump day!

I think we as a society need a little bit more padam back in our lives

Can we as a society all just be done with “girlies”? Bring back GURL

Omgjaredstop

In light of Elon Musk being an absolute fuck of a human being and throwing up very clear Nazi symbolism, I highly recommend watching ‘The Wrath of Becky’ and taking notes.

I’m not entirely sure where my case of the fuck-it’s came from recently but it’s kind of a vibe 💖

How does one remember to have a personality online? I just post dick and go, but I feel like I want to engage more

Whoever developed the new Apple update can suck my entire fat cock to the base because what do you mean you’re still going to censor the songs marked explicit despite that being the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT

Am I gay? Well yes

Took me little over a decade but I just realized I’ve become the cool kid I wish I could have been in highscool

This one did well back in the day. Thoughts?

Honestly, the vibes over here are immaculate 💖

Do I just go for it and post pole?