People always think my eyes are red bc I’m high. Nah fam, I’m a Pisces I’ve just been crying fr lmao

So horny with no one to put it in

They got me too babes

What do you mean they’re not doing a second series of Revenged Love!???

Slay those vamps, Buffy

Never beating the twink allegations I fear

Maturity (I hope): being so fucking pissed off at everyone, then stepping back and realizing it’s attention that they need that I currently don’t have the capacity to give, not benefiting any of us.

Charli changed her album covers back btw if u even cared

Just had to teach my mom about poppers… happy hump day!

#thirstythursday

Petition to end girly pop and bring back gurl

I think we as a society need a little bit more padam back in our lives

Can we as a society all just be done with “girlies”? Bring back GURL

Omgjaredstop

Commit to the bit, babe.

In light of Elon Musk being an absolute fuck of a human being and throwing up very clear Nazi symbolism, I highly recommend watching ‘The Wrath of Becky’ and taking notes.

#fcf again already???

Fun fact: Klaus wore the same shirt in Umbrella Academy

I’m not entirely sure where my case of the fuck-it’s came from recently but it’s kind of a vibe 💖

How does one remember to have a personality online? I just post dick and go, but I feel like I want to engage more

Happy #FCF

Whoever developed the new Apple update can suck my entire fat cock to the base because what do you mean you’re still going to censor the songs marked explicit despite that being the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT

Am I gay? Well yes

#fcf

Lick it up

Took me little over a decade but I just realized I’ve become the cool kid I wish I could have been in highscool

This one did well back in the day. Thoughts?

Just tell me where you want it

Honestly, the vibes over here are immaculate 💖