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This is the picture that should be carved into Stone Mountain, not them confederate losers

Almost universally flattering. Haven't seen a miss yet

White ladies should keep wearing all this brown. Forever.

They all look like thumbs now. Thumbs with erectile dysfunction.

Lol if y’all found out SNAP recipients were “storing a month’s worth of food” away, you’d really be mad.
The average doesn’t take into account the size of households, by the way.

Wondering if this is included Russians or just brown people

ROYAL COMMUNICATIONS Thursday, 30th October 2025 A STATEMENT FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE His Majesty has today initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. His lease on Royal Lodge has, to date, provided him with legal protection to continue in residence. Formal notice has now been served to surrender the lease and he will move to alternative private accommodation. These censures are deemed necessary, notwithstanding the fact that he continues to deny the allegations against him. Their Majesties wish to make clear that their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse. ENDS

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It shouldn’t have taken Virginia Giuffre speaking up again (this time through her memoir, released after her death) for this to happen.

Buckingham Palace stripped Prince Andrew of his titles today, years after Virginia risked everything to tell the truth.

I feel pretty damn good for some reason

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HAS ANYONE CALLED HIM THE ANDREW FORMALLY KNOWN AS PRINCE YET????

In yet another Trump admin move that is equally insane and illegal (hi, Hatch Act), the USDA's official website now carries a message at the top blaming Democrats for poor people not getting federal food assistance and throws in stuff about "illegal aliens" and "gender mutilation" WTF

i’m about to be on the strictest of budgets.

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

tell it all, general.

Which of these qualities do you lack?

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In two thousand and seventeen my boss asked me (one of 3 Black people at the company) if I thought he did it.

I just told her I was 6 when it happened.

Black people had started openly talking about O.J.'s guilt like ten years before this, but you know, white people ignore Black people, so they really thought this was a gotcha.

My favorite anecdote related to this is the fact that Obama was asked whether or not O.J. did it. You can’t really appreciate how prominent the case was in the US imaginary until you realize that for white people, this question was a high-stakes test for a Black person in 2007-8.

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You just can’t convince me that women want/demand too much when everything we ask for are things we so easily embody. We think those things are basic bc we get up and do them every day while neurospicy and running off 3 pretzels, 5 grapes, and a cup of tea.

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

Legalized sports betting is gonna be a real blight on society. This shit shoulda stayed in smoke filled backrooms. ESPN should not have an entire segment dedicated to over unders on sportscenter.

A person I barely know of the ecru persuasion asked me if I was worried ICE would pick me up.

Do not do this. To anyone. This is not an appropriate question to ask without the right context or relationship.

I feel very strongly about those firms that cut deals.

Am I about to scooter these 3 blocks in these heels? Hell yes I am

At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim

Lmao ???

"How did people survive before______"

friend ... people used to starve to death... i hope that helps

It's a lot of Christian politicians with no fear of the Lord bc I wouldn't want to answer for people going w/o food bc I didn't wanna negotiate on access to healthcare for the poor on Judgement Day. Matthew 25:41-46.

Jesus Christ 😅🤣