TheOtherKyle

Maybe not, but I would accept the several new siblings I undoubtedly have

Me *does nothing*

My back: "Oh we'll fucking see about that"

My back: *pulls every muscle somehow*

Me: "....why?"

That's alright, I fucking hate the ocean, that bitch eats ships like i eat potato chips, and nothing should have that kind of power.

But light houses are dope and cool and generally off putting, but in the fun way

I played a racing game called XGRA, where the racers would do this, hit em with a weapon and they'll trash talk, hit you with a weapon, they trash talk, slam into them and guess what? Trash talk.

They just really liked chimchar and decided to punish people who didn't choose it as a starter

Jon just appeared one day, just walked right out of the fog like a cryptid, only this one eats donuts

Full ass gorilla costume, like ook ook you glasses wearing mook

Shitty maple flavoring is fucking Bomb af, especially on a donut 👌

Also you get some pretty sick Turtles there, I hear they can really kick some shell!

Cock so dense it makes white dwarf stars look light

And then there are mofos like me, who just don't re-watch movies in general, lol

I don't know about a name for the mechanic itself, but you could make a weapon specifically designed around that mechanic and call it petty theft, lol

Symphony of the night is great, but imma also throw out Rondo of Blood, not a metroidvania, but its basically the prequel to Symphony.

While we cant gage his actual eyeline, we can surmise with the way he's holding the page that he's probably looking at one of the left two cartoons. My bet is bottom left, because that lines up better with head position.

Spartans lost to the Athenians, cause as it turns out if you have great soldiers, but shit strategy, you're gonna get rolled on the battlefield, lol

As an Italian, I take offense to being called br*tish, lol

See, I just hand it to my fiancée, who's just like "Oh god, I need to punch out HOW MANY things?" :D

Yeah, that's not really surprising, the internet is full of people who just say shit like that, lol

Feel like that's more on him at this point, lol

To be fair, people used to think tomatoes were poisonous, so you're at the very least not the first person to ask this question, lol

Remedy is so cooked lmao

Saints row 4, also probably the dumbest game, but that's what made it so darn fun, lol

Nah, you just need a nap and a snack.

Fuck I hope that happens for me soon too fr

See, me personally I'd build a lifesize replica of a Gundam, like they have in Japan

Nah, realism is the whole reason I never finished rdr2, so less realism in games, please

I was once told to "suck a mile of dicks" turns out that's about 12,672 dicks.

Average dick length is about 5 inches. There's about 2.4 dicks in a foot, and about 5,280 feet in a mile. so, laid end to end, that'd be about 12,672 dicks, give or take.

Bro never learned about the time Australia went to war with literal birds. And lost.