The thing about being part of the balloon collection is you never know what is going to happen to you!
Will you be squished by all the other balloons, packed tight into a room?
Pumped up with even more air?
Taken for a walk and shown off?
Popped on a whim?
You just never know, balloon!
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Of course it is!
Now you’re bigger than a Snorlax!
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I missed Pokémon Day, yesterday.
This is how I catch them, right @gabethesqueak.bsky.social ?
He’s fine. Just can’t fit in a pokéball.
I haven’t met a balloon who could turn the tables on me yet! Best of luck, balloon!
*fwoooooosh*!
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Sounds like you’re having fun, balloon! Don’t go to pieces on me just yet!
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That’s right, balloon! And I never hold back! You’re gonna be huge!
*fwoooooosh*!
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WAIT ITS POKEMON DAY
YALL ARE UNDER OBLIGATION TO SPOIL MY BIG TITTY SYLVEON/PACHIRIAU ASS WITH TREATS AND SHIT
Mm-mmmph!!
Pretty good, balloon!
But I think I’m gonna win!
*FWOOOOOOSSSSHHH*!!
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Oh am I?
*fwooooooshh! Crrrrrkkkk*!
I dunno. You’re looking pretty big, balloon!
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Better puff with all your might then, balloon! As you know, I’m quite practiced at blowing you toys up!
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Resting on top of your huge body, just smirking at what a huge balloon you are!
Before I lean in for one last puffkiss!
Hold it together, balloon! If you can!
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Almost forgot!
*turns the valve of the air tank up*
Can’t have you deflating, balloon!
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Now you have to worry about getting too big! Which you definitely will!
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Running behind today!
*hastily throws a bunch of thumb tacks on the floor around your steadily ballooning body as I run out the door*
Have fun byeeeee!!
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do not let Democrats give a centimeter on trans people’s rights. We stand up for everyone, or we stand up for no one.
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Hehehe!
The best balloons are always eager!
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You know it!
And see how much you can all take!
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Just stand still and I’ll get the pump! It’s as easy as that!
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When you're an intergalactic scoundrel like myself, word about your doings get around fast...though I never imagind that I'd get caught like this...
Art by @kudie079.bsky.social
I convince you to play a balloon pop game!
I just failed to mention you and your friends are going to be the balloons!
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All I heard was “pump” and “please!”
So you got it, balloon! Hold on! Try not to pop!
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Oh gosh! Yes! >///<
Pop this fox!
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That’s a good point! I guess we have to keep adding more until we find out!
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Oh gosh! You look absolutely dazed by the pressure! And it looks like there’s more where that came from!
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Hehe! That’s another fun way to make a balloon!
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Oh yes it does!
Just pumped up to the max and kept that way!
Until it’s time to make you pop, that is! ;3
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As a balloon, you should always be one pump away from popping!
So tight and taut! No give at all! Just lost in the daze of extreme pressure!
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Gosh! Yes!
Pumped up so big and tight you explode into scraps!
Won’t be able to tell what used to be your clothes and what use to be you!
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No clothes for you, balloon! That’s a silly thought anyway, isn’t it?
Let’s get you even bigger now!
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