A bovine styled fantasy character holding a massive shield and a hammer
"Bastion! Bas, for friends!"
π‘οΈFirbolg Guardian
π‘οΈFriendly, forward and optimistic
π‘οΈ Adventurer for trade
π‘οΈ By Noize
#FantasyRP β’ #DnDRP
22.02.2026 14:14 β
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I love saying "why would I lie?" when I'm lying.
24.02.2026 10:45 β
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I'm going to need more notebooks...
21.02.2026 14:07 β
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Well, I'm clearly retired anyway.
[This] request, though, I [am] rather well-suited for. How much talent are we seeking?
21.02.2026 14:05 β
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That's not really a [kind] of dancing, dear.
21.02.2026 14:03 β
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Better the great than the awful.
[She rolls onto her stomach, chin propped on her little, withered green hands to look up at him.]
Tell me about that?
21.02.2026 14:02 β
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I had the most dreadful feeling that you were referring to me.
[She makes no attempt to hide the hint of satisfaction that belies her words.]
And for what purpose did you seek me?
19.02.2026 17:36 β
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Dare I ask?
19.02.2026 17:12 β
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Everyone is shaped by the world they live in. What made them choose this life?
03.02.2026 00:20 β
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"There's a number of monstrous things I could turn into, with a number of monstrous tongues. I can think of a few you'd enjoy better than a worm's."
03.02.2026 04:19 β
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So what kind will you deign to do?
03.02.2026 04:13 β
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"How crude of an answer am I allowed to give you while I look like this?"
03.02.2026 04:09 β
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A valley far, far away from here.
[The erratic movements and speech calm. She watches the sky until her goblin eyes flick to his.]
Very quiet, lots of farmers and horses. What about you?
03.02.2026 04:08 β
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03.02.2026 04:06 β
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Says the one who [can't] dance.
03.02.2026 04:04 β
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@unlikelysun.bsky.social "Darling? Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
03.02.2026 03:59 β
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Unless...
03.02.2026 03:58 β
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No, I'm as brash as I am good at dancing.
[SPLAT. She falls flat on her back. That'll smart, but she laughs anyway.]
Uff! The Shaar!
03.02.2026 03:54 β
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You first, I'm having fun.
03.02.2026 03:52 β
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[She is going to fall quickly if she keeps this up.]
03.02.2026 03:37 β
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[Honestly, she didn't know she still had that in her. Maybe her old bones are more flexible than she thought. She turns away from him and drops back into a bridge, sticking her tongue out at him upside-down.]
Everywhere! All the time! Thanks!
03.02.2026 03:37 β
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RUTHIE HI!!
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
03.02.2026 03:32 β
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Is it your culture?
03.02.2026 03:13 β
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[She turns into a goblin.]
03.02.2026 03:10 β
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You know, I've never.....
03.02.2026 03:10 β
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If a corpse could wheeze...
28.01.2026 18:52 β
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You are an absolute delight!
01.01.2026 00:32 β
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I'm going to polymorph you. | Into a horse? Again?
21.11.2025 21:15 β
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Bright?
17.11.2025 03:19 β
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"And I you!
Would you like me to look into acquiring some adamantine for the supports?"
16.11.2025 03:11 β
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