Kerri! ΘΔ

He's gonna get pet too :3

Who let the c̷r̶e̸a̵t̵u̴r̷e̶ on the bed again? Well, at least he's muzzled 🙄 #murrsuitmonday #murrsuit

📸: @kynan.gay

ayo? 👀

God I love bulges :3c

@rudderbutts.bsky.social

Just so y’all know:

I don’t like being told “sorry” or “my condolences” when y’all learn I live in Arkansas

I like living in Arkansas
I like the delta and the ozarks and the ouachitas
I don’t need to be told how y’all think it’s bad I live here

People are like, "At least it's good advice."

Nutriloaf is also known as Punishment Loaf. One 8oz loaf provides 1/3rd of your USRDA of nutrition without ever once triggering your body's satiety markers.

Your body will be fine. You, on the other hand, will be convinced you're starving to death.

in short, screw youtube

I have asked youtube in the past for the ability to put multi language dubbings (by real va's) in my videos and have been turned down multiple times.
And they are now adding a feature that uses ai to make multi language dubbing...
hmm curious

Orders are LIVE!!!
Get this new shirt design and show off how esoteric you are~
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

I'd touch him too if he'd let me 👀👀👀

transparent ear coverings on hoodies? 👀

What kind of vampire is your favorite?

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

Happy Halloween~ @argootter.bsky.social

Murrrrrdoch lounging

What is he waiting for?
#fox

Sonar

A pine marten with a birthday hat.

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂🎁🎈🎊

Just imagine how bad things must've been in SA for the IOC to cancel their agreement.

Things were probably so bad there that wasn't enough bribe money to ignore it.

i'm sure it'll happen eventually....

congorts!
i'll get you next time there's a raffle i'm sure
that's how gambling works right

A non-binary rabbit character with a low opacity nb flag background. They are wearing an oversized tshirt and giving two thumbs up and look silly. The T-shirt reads: HE/THEY PUPPYBUN PUSSY KING PRINCESS IDGAF GENDER FEARS ME. Happy non-binary day!

two thumbs up for nonbinaries

AMAZING: artist you really like is into the same weird stuff as you

Lord, he is trying.

awoo #furryart #furry

a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

eat my shit and hair loser