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@heretic.zip.bsky.social

I am a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom, and the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike!

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a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is smiling in an elevator Alt: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket (uncut gems movie, this is how I win meme)
17.11.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the twitter takeover made sense for its shareholders--they got to exit with handsome numbers (except jack, lol)

this is nothing like that

07.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the problem is they're already a millennialist death cult--the issue is they want everybody else to die alongside them

05.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

buckwheat tea is different (also I think is better than barley tea)

29.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

are you sure this isn't an API secret harvesting operation? they take your token that you gave them of your own free will, you even expect the token to be used

the scammee might not catch on for *months*

28.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not fair that they're just describing me

27.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like iirc the Fuller treatment was more slasher action-y, what with a whole ep dedicated to some kind of cat and mouse on a frozen lake

25.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing I kind of wanted the prequel TV series to do is to spend like all of the middle eps doing a fucking brutal take on Pam's experience of small town patriarchy in her grief-stricken crusade before she Miltons Camp Crystal Lake in the final couple eps

idk if that's what they're going for tho

25.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no they have a plan for reaching them (they just think they're all Nazis), their criticism is that other lefties have no plan for reaching them

22.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

counterpoint: any time anybody says something THIS stupid I start revisiting my opinion on re: their intelligence

22.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACCAB - content creators cannot meaningfully ethically grapple with the psychological and social pressures of "producing" "content", it is the path to the dark side and taking money for poasting? forever will it dominate your destiny

20.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look if you're going to make money by having your interpretor take positions on your playing it would be very helpful if your play can back that up

18.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what can you do when ICE is using your tear gas in Chicago

18.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in reality they ran out of tear gas because ICE stole it all

18.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean there's a way for them to go directly to the top

10.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a Peter Jackson movie right

07.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now hold on, let 'user x' "cook"

06.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look just because she wears red and stole the statue of liberty, doesn't make her maga

23.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube preloaded an excuse this week for lower view counts, I wonder if they knew this was coming

20.09.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nah this the kubrick stare

15.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, good

I think the initial rush of forums poasters getting on this site took it for granted for too long

and that ceding moderation and control to a bunch of techbros in exchange for a tiny modicum of forums continuity and non-ephemerality was flawed from the beginning

13.12.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's also when he trended on Twitter

being a shit ass idiot is the #1 way to get engagement by a fucking mile

you can either grind out posting superstar status like @dieworkwear.bsky.social

or luck into it by being an ultra moron

02.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if the upthread Harris voter didnt vote but spent less of their time talking other people out of voting for Harris we might be in a better position today

01.09.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my monthly chapter 20 #iykyk

spiders jeorg, who lives in Illian, avoids 10000 fights with Malkieri a year and should not have been counted

#wheeloftime #wotskies #thewheeloftime

30.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i did that a few years back, got a pair of Guatemalan jadeite bangles custom made

this year I strung up a necklace of those Guatemalan jadeite beads

they're dope af

27.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so that lasted not even as long as metaverse, right?

less legs than the literally leg-less

19.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

giving Putin Alaska for nothing is just the kind of America-First thinking we need around in these here parts

13.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do they think they're playing uno

01.08.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that his work is actually incredibly layered with irony and satire and humor that is yet somehow absolutely kind and sincere

01.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it very funny that a modern surface level read of his unpublished bio will not lead readers to realize that he was in fact a blue collar worker that suffered a major workplace injury and therefore elected to do that white collarest of jobs afterwards--that of making words appear on paper

01.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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